After finding ME on a Thursday, and becoming consumed by MY vanity, narcissism, and GREED, he went away for the weekend with his wifeypoo for their anniversary, and BEGGED Me to give him an assignment for the weekend, so that he could concentrate on ME the whole time he was gone keeping his prior arrangements..

*The rest of this entry is far too SCANDALOUSLY INGENIOUS to post for the general public’s consumption, this is PURE GOLD! you’ll need a PASSCODE to access all the JUICY DETAILS!