billygoat

!! BILLYGOAT !! is totally one of the BIGGEST LOSERS!! I’ve been having SO MUCH FUN fucking up My billygoat! Lately when he’s been calling Me on keen/niteflirt, I have been making him do the most hilarious and degrading things to amuse Me, and he’ll do positively anything I say!

I made him rip out the hair on his body by applying duck tape and then ripping it off against the hair growth.. tear out his nostril hairs one by one with tweezers, and empty out the bathroom garbage and play with all the stuff on the floor, LOL.

billygoat also got to play a fun game of “bobbing for grapes” which was super duper amusing. I like making him play “dress up” in his roommates clothes when she’s away for the weekend, and he’s been having a blast learning how to apply makeup. he looks like such a little tart when he’s all dolled up in eyeshadow and lipstick with his rosey red cheeks! Read what billygoat had to say one morning after he called Me:

“what a mess. i woke up in the bathtub with only a plunger lying next to me. Princess left me sore all over. Nothing doesn’t hurt.” ha! billygoat just started My new “micro midgie assignment” so stay posted for all the HILARIOUS details on that! LMFAO!! What a L-O-S-E-R!

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