bobby has been going to church the past however many years its been since he decided to stop drinking, eleven years or so. However, he skipped church last week to stay home and WAIT for Me to turn MY Niteflirt lines on. Of course, I didn’t turn My phone lines on until later Sunday EVENING, which makes it even MORE hilarious that he waited home all day skipping church to talk to Me. Of course I think it is the best possible thing bobby could have done, and I clearly told him that there will be no more going to church, he has a NEW religion now.

*The rest of this entry is far too SCANDALOUSLY INGENIOUS to post for the general public’s consumption, this is PURE GOLD! you’ll need a PASSCODE to access all the JUICY DETAILS!