bobby mouse

My bobby mousey

bobby mousey used to be an alcoholic, but then he joined AA, and he says he has been sober for 11 years now. However, bobby has a new ADDICTION and that is the Drug that is ME.. bobby cant stop himself from calling Me, and handing over his hard earned ca$h to Me, because he just LOVES it when I walk all over him, taking all of his cash for MYSELF to spend on Me in anyway I choose!! he is addicted to MY NARCISSISM AND GREED!! I am determined to get bobby to drink again, because I think it would be REALLY funny to make him break all of his little promises that he made to AA.. bobby KNOWS that this will eventually happen, and each time that he calls Me he gets WEAKER and WEAKER. Read what bobby has to say about this for yourself:
“Princess is very intoxicating in the way she keeps repeating brainwashing phrases until you are driven crazy and crave to do what she suggests! I love her madly! I love her to death!! .. Princess is never at a loss for words. She can brainwash me easily into becoming addicted to her. I try to stay away because she is expensive, wants to financially destroy me, and might talk me into drinking again (after 11 years of sobriety!).”

LMFAO he is SO SCREWED!! At Christmas, I sent bobby a special package, with pretty girly paper and lots of ribbons and bows, and inside of the box, deep within several layers of pretty tissue paper.. A 12 oz. bottle of BUDWEISER!! LOL!! Just in case you do not already know from reading My Scandalous Royal Diary, budweiser was bobbys drink of choice back when he was a little alchy.. I torment him all the time by sending him photos of ice cold bud with droplets of water on it, backdropped by a snowy mountain scene in the middle of the HOT summer, and also sent him a special card from Budweiser at Christmas which features their famous Clydesdale horses.. LOL. Heres a little snapshot of it:

HAHA!! Yes he *is* My little mousey, and he just LOVES it when I purr and meow as I rip My pretty claws through his flesh!!
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