dunce dorkus
dorkus is such a total dunce! he gets wasted and then starts hitting My pay to view buttons like crazy.. even when Im not around, lol. Maybe even ESPECIALLY so then.. because he needs his fix of MOI and all he can do is hypnotically click to send Me more and MORE ca$h, and hope I’ll notice him later. LOL
Sometimes when Im not around I like to put My lines on “alert, to drive everyone crazy. dorkus falls for it everytime. he’ll try calling Me over and over, and if I dont answer the call he’ll just keep trying higher and higher priced lines, all the way up to 50 $ a minute, lol.
One time when I was out, there were like, no joke, 11 phone messages on My phone when I got back home, and like 8 of those were missed calls from dorkus.. LOL. he gets SO desperate to get ahold of Me, and he just LOVES how totally inaccessible I am, and how I always keep him waiting to give Me his ca$h!!
dorkus goes through these episodes where he tries to resist Me.. he’s shut his keen/niteflirt account so many times now, I doubt even he knows how many accounts he’s had. When he’s all trying to resist, he will tell Me he’s not into the financial domination thing, all the while clicking pay to view bill after pay to view bill.. so I know he’s completely retarded, even if he doesnt realize that yet! ha.
he had this gf once, and he’s kind of fixated on the whole relationship thing, probably cuz he knows he’ll never have another “normal” relationship again, for as long as he lives. According to him, she was “emotional”.. Im sure thats what he says now that she wont have anything to do with him!
It’s funny cuz, he sent Me these pix.. of him and her together.. and other pictures just of her.. but in the photos of her, it was obvious someone had been cut out of the photos, because part of her body would be cut off, where she had her arm around someone. Well these same photographs are on her myspace page, only in her versions no one was cut out. Can you take a guess who dunce dorkus was cutting out? Click HERE to place your vote!
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