GOOGLING FOOL
Due to the ever constant popularity of My hilarious post about My GOOGLING FOOL, I am adding it here on paypig.net, ENJOY!
lmfaoooo MY fool jewboy left a very long comment (which I didnt approve – youll see why in the next paragraphs) on one of My diary entries, which detailed the lineage of the SMURFS.. obviously googled, and copied/pasted from some thesis on the smurfs.
Now now FOOL.. I think its *cute* that you keep googling stuff that I mention or express interest in, but Ive noticed you selectively research particular interests of MINE, usually ones that I mention in regard to another slaves training.. not your own. Or, almost acceptably, the time you googled Jean-Louis Barrault, because I said I would like to see other films he was in.. it was ALMOST acceptable when you sent Me his filmography that you garnered from imdb or something.. even though I had already googled & acquired that info Myself. Dont misunderstand Me, I am flattered by your interest in MY interests.. however! Like I stated above, I feel that you are SELECTIVE in your research of things *I* comment on.
Not to mention! The essay/thesis you posted on the smurfs lineage was over forty paragraphs long!! I say over forty paragraphs, because I started counting them when I was *shocked* at the length of your comment.. and I left off counting at some point because it had really just surpassed any reasonable length. The point of comments is to INTERACT with Me, lets take a look at one random paragraph out of the essay you posted..
“Smurf Communism Main Article: Smurf Communism It is now argued by some that Peyo meant to spread communist ideas through Smurf cartoons. [2] S.M.U.R.F. is translated by supporters of this theory as “Socialist Men Under Red Father” or “Soviet Men Under Red Father”. The Red Father in the cartoon is Papa Smurf, who wears a red hat and trousers. It is also noted that Papa Smurf might be a representation of Karl Marx because of his similar looking beard. Of course, as Peyo used the term Schtroumpf, placing any meaning on the word Smurf is a fallacy.”
ok that is a great example of how irrelevant the comment was! It is NOT “kosher” to misuse the comment feature, which is given as a great privilege and opportunity to interact with ME and the other readers of MY Scandalous Royal Diary. And, I might add, KNOWING that you are a writer, I definitely expect more from you than to see that you have “googled” a word.. I expect you to WRITE about the smurfs yourself if you are going to take such a keen interest in them!! tsk tsk I completely expect more from you in your endeavours to impress Me!!
Soooo, in this vein, I have decided to give you a research task. To research something that *I* have interest in, that doesnt interest YOU at all.. doesnt relate to someone else, and is, no doubt, a task you will not like.
The subject I have chosen for you to research is NAZI GOLD, which, anyone that reads My diary with any regularity will already know that I have a vast interest in. Now, I will give you a little lead in, and you can begin your research from this. Journalists and the government have to this day been unable to find out where it all went.. so I would like you to research the origin of NAZI GOLD, and possible places it may have gone to.. I am sure with your great googling skills you will be able to find out SOMETHING of interest, perhaps something I dont already know about it, hell maybe you will set this great historical mystery to rest, and you will be awarded a pulitzer prize!!