irish johnny
MY DRUNKEN IRISH FOOL JOHNNY & THE STORY OF HOW I SAVED HIM FROM SUICIDE BY GIVING HIM A REASON TO LIVE!!
johnny first found Me on a cold dark night when he was on the verge of suicide, realizing that his existence was pointless and that he had no reason to live. As soon as he found My website and looked upon My image and read My arrogant narcissistic words he immediately realized his destiny as My WALLET. he joined My website that night, and was awake ALL night looking at all of My photos, watching all My videos, listening to all My audio files and giving into My hypnotic suggestions. when he finally went to bed, he was only able to sleep two hours, and woke up first thing in the morning, DYING to hear MY voice. he kept calling My keen lines, but of course I was sleeping, because I am THE Princess, and Princess never gets up early to answer calls.

As soon as I turned My keen lines on johnny called, telling Me the story of how he was on the verge of suicide and how the image of My beautiful face and My words, telling him that he now had a reason to live had given him new inspiration to live for ME for as long as I wanted to use him. I told johnny that now he had a reason to get up in the morning and go to his job, because he is now working for ME!!
I let him know in no uncertain terms, that he would need to stay alive for as long as I had a purpose for him, and when I had used him up and taken everything he had, only then could he end his life. Having found a purpose for living and realized the destiny that he was born to serve, johnny set to work with a new fervor and with a determination to live his life as My hard working little walletboy. he loves to work HARD all week long, slaving to the grind, to make money for ME, because as he says, the only thing that matters is MY FUTURE, after all, his own future was felodese, and now his future is living to give Me everything he has!!

After working hard all weekend he calls Me and gives Me all the money he worked so hard all week long to make, playing Me music and singing for Me, serenading Me with the song of his slavery!! In this way johnny has secured a worthwhile existence for himself, no longer is he living an empty boring life, he is now an extension of MY Supreme Will! When Im done with johnny I will throw him aside, an empty wallet having served its purpose and he will die a happy man pawn, knowing he served the purpose he was born for!!
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