loserboy

EXCERPT FROM THE TRUE STORY OF MY MONEYSLAVE LOSERBOY, JAKASS THE BFLOK!!

As time went on, people started noticing the change in him. he couldn’t help but to call Me when he was at work, because he couldn’t stand going all day without talking to Me. Eventually, someone at work overheard one of our conversations and contacted jakasses girlfriend Melissa, telling her how jak was being manipulated by this greedy and devilish Girl, who was turning him into her complete and utter LOSER. Melissa was SHOCKED! How she had never noticed what a huge LOSER he was before then, I cannot fathom, since it was blatantly obvious to Me that this guy was born a loser, and would live and die a loser! There was no redeeming jak, he was TOTAL LOSER MATERIAL!

So what do you think happened? Mmhm that’s right, of course she left him (which was entirely what I planned to happen, since it would be alot easier using up jakass, without some woman clinging on to him, giving him a false sense of normalcy) she had no choice but to leave him after she saw LOSER written in capital letters on his penis, after all what woman could see that and then ever want to make love to the loser again? haha After Melissa left, jak got even more desperate than before, I spent the weeks directly after, conditioning him and training him to realize he would NEVER have a girlfriend again. I had him write a song about what a freaky creepy loserboy he is and it goes like this.. [back]