meth-head

METH-HEAD

meth-head first contacted Me after opening My infamous MICRO MIDGIE 101 assignment. his report on the small penis humiliation assignment was SO funny that I decided to let him open up two different cam clown assignments too. There are several photos of meth-head in the piggy parade, and I am always adding new ones, as he does more funny stuff to amuse Me!

Sometime around christmas meth-head mentioned to Me how one of his friends suggested that he try to be a cross dressing prostitute and asked Me if I thought that was a good idea. Of course I thought it was the perfect next step for meth-head since he doesn’t in anyway look like a male anyway.. plus, obviously, his micro midgie is nearly non-existent.. LMAO.

So, he decided to give this a whirl right before christmas and ended up spending the holiday IN JAIL. LOL yeah, he got arrested for trying to make more $$ for ME!! he *did* get to meet some queens while he was in there, one of which turned out to be a hair stylist and make-up artist named “Ping Pong”.Read what meth-head had to say about it for yourself:

“Big mistake! I mention that a friend (?) suggested I ought to exploit my natural androgynous look and make extra $ by going in drag and turning tricks. I spoke without thinking again. Princess ordered me to try it out.”

and..

“Oh yeah Be a Hooker!! I get arrested!! Nice going! But I do meet some nice Queens in the lock-up. One has promised to really help me with the look etc. Best news is Charges dropped!!! I didn’t ask why. I actually knew enough not to look a gift horse in the mouth! It is quite amazing how a degree of sanity returns when not speaking with Princess. But thenn…Why did I call back tonight? I’m Doomed!!!”

LOL, but that was only the beginning.. after getting out of jail I sent meth-head right back out on the street where he belongs. he hooked up with pingpong and the other “girls” and pingpong totally gave him a make-over, as well as starting him on female hormones, which resulted in what you see before you today.. yes that’s right, meth-head is now growing breasts, LOL. On top of having breasts, meth-head totally gets pms fits, he was all distraught over a 200 ptv mail I sent him telling him to cut his penis off, LOL.

After spending every cent he makes on ME, meth-head is so broke that he can no longer afford the rent on his apartment. So I decided that it would be a good idea if meth-head asked Pingpong if he could live with *her*, as a sort of live-in housemaid and sex doll, and fortunately Pingpong thought that was a GREAT idea!  In addition, Pingpong lets meth-head service any customers that *she* considers to be “ugly or gross” LOL – it’s a sordid life for meth-head, but at least he doesn’t have to pay out any of MY money for a place to live! ha. [back]