micro midgie matty
micro midgie matty the little dicked LOSER!!
micro midgie matty is such a little dicked loser!! All of his life, as soon as he has sex with a girl she ends up breaking up with him.. like things will be going fine and stuff, they can even be dating for MONTHS while micro midgie matty tries to avoid the ego-shattering eventuality. But sooner or later, something happens, one thing leads to another, and his gf finds out how completely UNENDOWED matty is.. LOL. he said they usually do have sex with him once, I guess cuz they dont want to hurt his feelings since theyve usually been dating him for awhile.. but then they NEVER have contact with him again. And this happens to him EVERYTIME without fail!!
Not only is he a micro midgie icky dicky, but he’s also uncircumcised.. eww?? It’s become blatantly obvious to matty that he is never ever going to have a regular relationship.. that he might as well stop even trying, because its only a matter of time before it all falls apart on him, and he ends up just being totally heartbroken anyway!
I gave itsy bitsy teensy weensy matty a special mantra that it has to recite EVERY morning, as soon as it gets out of bed..
i am not a human being – i am an it. i am a jester and a wallet.
This is to remind micro midgie matty that it has no other purpose to serve in this life, it will never have a relationship, no one will ever love it, and so it must pay BIG for its inadequacy!! I now have matty on a strict abstinence program, with lots of degrading tasks.. not like it matters, as IF it would ever have a chance to break abstinence anyway! ha.
My latest cruel joke @ micro midgies expense, was devised to show it the full meaning of its inadequacy. For four days the only time that matty was allowed to have a break in abstinence was if he used a pair of tweezers to do the “little job”.. LOL. It didn’t go too well for matty.. tho for sure it wasn’t the fault of the tweezers, since they were plenty big enough for the purpose.. but they for sure were a daily reminder of just how unendowed it is!! It must do wonders for a “man’s” small peanut insecurity to have to wank with a pair of tiny tweezers!
micro midgie matty went on vacation and I gave him a long list of vacation rules, including a special rule of what he had to say if he wanted to try to “get lucky”.. here’s what said about it when he got back:
“I recently went to jamaica- which was amazing!! I was really hoping to get laid-but Princess gave me one condition. [me and my friends] had been hanging out with this group of girls for like 5 days and on their last nite, i thought id try to move in on one of them. I got her alone and we were talking, I told her- “u know how some guys r hung like a horse, well im hung like a field mouse!” She laughed for like a minute! I dont think she cared to find out if i was serious because she went upstairs about 30 minutes after! It was horrible!”
Check out the image to your left, this is micro midgie matty’s final exam from My MICRO MIDGIE 101 assignment.. LMAO! This is an actual scan of micro midgie matty’s final exam paper on which he traced his little deformity and signed his name by hand. The original scan is on a standard size piece of paper (8.5 x 11). The scan has been sized down, but the proportions remain the same..
In other words, the paper itself is only 11 inches long.. LOL. Do you think micro midgie matty should win this rounds MICRO MIDGIE LITTLEST DEFORMITY AWARD? Click HERE to cast your vote! Want to join in on the fun? Click HERE to start MICRO MIDGIE 101!
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