monkeyboy
MONKEYBOY AND HIS HAIRBRUSH!!
My new monkeyboy on keen has been calling My forced intox line every weekend.. for like two hours every week, which at 7 bux a minute adds up to.. well you add it up! I asked him how much he has spent so far, but even he doesnt know. LMAO The first weekend he maxed his card and had to make a payment to make room for his next call.. LOL I just love taking advantage of men!
he started out making mixed drinks.. screwdrivers.. in a 20 ounce glass.. after that he was mixing 1/4 vodka 3/4 orange juice.. by the time he’s had a couple of those I make him start drinking the VODKA straight, cuz god knows by then its going down SUPER easy!
I taught him how to make his brush his lover, and believe Me after a couple of drinks he was more than ready to admit it! What a fucking riot it is to hear him say “i love you BRUSH” and last weekend I had him ask his brush for a monogamous relationship because after making monkeylove to a frozen banana he realized his heart fully belongs to his hairbrush. lmfao do you think his brush was ready for the commitment? Well, lets just say he took it to work with him on Monday, and had a little “time out” with it in the employee restroom! HAHAHA ..But lets read what HE has to say about the experience!
“WOW… all i can say is wow… she is absolutley amazing… i am totally hammered right now… but i tried with all my might to contintue to talk to this lovely, amazing mistress… she totally incaptivated me. i would do anything for her amuzement. “My brush is my lover”… i am going to call my mistress tomorrow night with two frozen bananas and a fresh bottle of vodka. With that said, mistress, i do not need the vodka… i would do anything you command of me with or without it… i am your servent for as long as you want me… “”PRINCESS is the BEST!!!! i had a whole thing written here, but it got deleted b/c of my drunken state… here is a synopsis of what i wrote: my brush is my lover. i am an extension of the will of the DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS. i can’t wait to fulfill all of the assignments that YOU have laid out for me… i crave to be YOUR mindless drone. i AM YOUR mindless drone.”
he wants to be MY loser of the month… hm what do you think, should I let him have the title??
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