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PUKEYPIGS MOUNTAIN OF DEBT IN THE BANK OF DDP & AN EXCERPT FROM THE CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE SHOW

- OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE MAKING OF FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER!!

My pukeypig is such a hideous spectacle! What a total faggot! pukey has this huge mountain of debt that he owes to the BANK OF DDP.. which has been accrued through the most unethical banking practices.. ha! I come up with all these very fun games that pukeypig has no chance of winning, and for each game pukeypig has to PAY, and in addition, each game he doesn’t win, MORE $$ is added to the ever-growing MOUNTAIN OF DEBT he owes to Me!

One of these games included pukeypig applying for high rate store credit cards, and maxing them on Me – one round that we played went like this:

pukeypig ordered for Me on the first day:

• Four Vera Wang Fine China Place settings at a total of 109.00 for EACH setting
• One bottle of DIOR Eau de Parfum at a total of 75.00
• One bottle each of Nanette Lepore Eau de Parfum & Enchanting Hand Cream at a total of 83.00
• Two solid Sterling Silver flatware settings at a total of 169.00 for EACH setting

I told pukeypiggy we were playing a new edition of the MOUNTAIN OF DEBT game, but didnt tell him what this editions rules were until AFTER he bought all of the above items. THEN I told him, that the game twist was that now he was to take the grand total of the above items, multiply it times TWO, and ADD it to his mountain of debt ledger total!! LMFAO!! he was ECSTATIC and ELATED.. haha!! Read for yourself what pukeypiggy had to say about this EXTRA FUN game, when he posted the ledger total on his mountain of debt forum section in My Private Royal Forum:

“TOTAL OF PURCHASES IS $932. THANK YOU GODDESS!!
FINALLY – in her most devious and cruel GLORY, GODDESS then announces to me that we had been playing a game during this shopping spree. I was not aware of that, but since when do the wishes of a vaseline obssessed sissy puke freak matter anyway?

THE GAME required this faggot to take the amount spend on HER shopping spree and DOUBLE IT, then add it to my running total. GODDESS, DOES YOUR CRUELTY AND CREATIVITY KNOW NO END?”

Now look at My pukeypig, doing a creature double feature freak show for My amusement as he hands over his hard earned cash to ME!! Look at what a total Frankenstein’s monster he is becoming!! This episode SO reminded Me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show that I made a special page about it in My members area and titled it DON’T DREAM IT.. BE IT!! First pukepiggy wrote all over his body in red lipstick, put on bra, panties, fishnet, and red high heels!! Look at what a god awful hideous mess he is! LMFAO!!
Doesn’t his mouth just look GHASTLY?!

pukeypig sings:
“Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin-draped frame
As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry
‘Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same

My my I’m a wild and an untamed thing
I’m a bee with a deadly sting”

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