viennaboy
VIENNABOY & his little poll!!
When viennaboy first contacted Me, he confided in Me about this little episode he had at a local club, where he like hooked up with this chick, they went back to his place, and what ensued was a comedy of epic proportions, over a very little thing. The girl ended up storming out of his place, letting him know NOT to come back to the club ever again, because she planned to make sure that EVERYONE there knew about his little chiclet dicklet. haha.
Now this is the kind of thing that happens to viennaboy constantly. I mean, by now, he is TOTALLY used to it. he has NO success with women, and is very aware of why that is. It was MY suggestion that viennaboy head back to the club pronto to get the humiliation over with, since a couple of his friends frequent the place, and were sure to hear about it. Well, he stayed home that next weekend, cuz he lost the courage to go, and ended up going there the weekend after that. he called Me the next day and told Me what happened, cuz I told him to let Me know how it went.. apparently he started chatting with this girl @ the club, talking to her for like an hour plus, they are getting all cozy and whatever, he goes to use the restroom, and when he comes back she is acting completely disdainful toward him!!
Apparently the friend of the other chick told her about his deformity, because she ended up telling him to “cool off little man” as she dumped her drink in his lap, and walked out of the club laughing, and high-fiving with the other chick on her way out the door, LMAO!! So poor little vienna went home alone. he should get used to it, cuz like hes NEVER going to have the guts to try to bring a chick home again, anyway!
he is now in the midst of a new task I have given to him, a special micro midgie poll.. LOL. he originally had to poll 25 women, among the questions I am making him ask:
“Would you entertain the idea of being with a man who is ‘small’?”
“Whats the minimum size of a REAL man?”
“Whats your favourite name for a mini member?”
..haha. boohoo poor little vienna! he’s kind of had a rude awakening over the course of the poll.. for sure its made the OBVIOUS super clear!! The image to your left is a screenshot of part of his poll.. and the results show that just about NONE of the women he’s spoken to would EVER have anything to do with him!! I think its really good that vienna has realized the seriousness of his deformity, and what this means for his life.
Now, viennaboy is working with this chick, who he has to let get away with murder, because they ended up getting all kissy at this party, and she figured out about how he doesn’t have much going on downstairs.. LOL. So now he’s all worried because they work together everyday, and she’s in a position under him at work yet has him in this really awkward position because he’s afraid she is going to tell everyone what she knows.. which isn’t an awful lot yet, but enough to make him squirm! So basically, she’s been taking lots of long lunch breaks and skipping out on work she’s supposed to be doing, and it’s giving him a pretty bad rep as her “boss”. ha.
But what choice does he have? It’s either let everyone think he’s a total wuss of a supervisor, or have them all find out about his inadequacy elsewhere! Curious just how inadequate? Check out the image to your left, this is viennaboy’s final exam from My MICRO MIDGIE 101 assignment.. LMAO! Note that this is an actual scan of viennaboy’s final exam paper on which he traced his little deformity and signed his name by hand. The original scan is on a standard size piece of paper (8.5 x 11). The scan has been sized down, but the proportions remain the same..
In other words, if the paper is only 11 inches long.. well, you do the math! LOL. Do you think viennaboy should win this rounds MICRO MIDGIE LITTLEST DEFORMITY AWARD? Click HERE to cast your vote! Want to join in on the fun? Click HERE to start MICRO MIDGIE 101!
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