My piggybank devotee DRONE BIRI began his ardent quest of serving Me in chivalric devotion by dedicating himself with the utmost of respect and reverence to embracing his highest calling as paypig disciple to My Grace.
Clicking & paying to please Me, he zealously followed My Money Pet Protocol to the letter, ever mindful of not squandering his opportunity to make a good impression as My aspiring Money Pet.
After spending on Me with abandon, like a good money pet does, he thanked Me profusely for the opportunity to wor$hip Me, as he continued to write his testimonials for the world to behold:
“No one compares to Diamond Diva Princess. All goes away when in the presence of such a beautiful and devilishly smart princess. Everyone should serve her so she can live her life of luxury. She deserves it all. She deserves everything!”
After tributing and purchasing so many of My Pretty Pink Gems, I allowed him the distinct opportunity to speak with Me, as he paid through the nose with every minute that passed. Wisely choosing to express his humble devotion by exhibiting his naturally submissive demeanor of dedicated servitude to Me, he listened carefully to My every word, hanging upon My every golden syllable, and waited patiently for the chance to fanatically express his thanksgiving for the divine opportunity to praise My many Charms.
My alluringly stunning GOLDEN VOICE literally left him speechless as he couldn’t help but publicly proclaim:
“Her voice……..I’m speechless.”
Read for yourself what My DRONE BIRI has to say about My Pure Perfection:
“i am struck by your beauty and elegance and just sheer…Well amazingness (is that even a word? Forgive me I just don’t know how to express myself it literally hurts and you’re so smart i hope it doesn’t come across too tedious.)”
“Thank you for blessing me with your grace. You’re so talented, pretty and life changing your grace. Omg I can’t believe how good I feel. You truly are the besty best person to ever grace this earth. There’s no one like you.”
“I’m not worthy!! Please allow me to grovel in your majestic light!”
After spending many hours looping My gorgeous gems over and over for days and days, this email arrived in My inbox from him:
“Omg Princess you totally have the most gorgeous ever voice matched only by your beauty. One thing I’ve noticed is that I hear your voice all the time. At first I thought it was looping the way a song repeats in your head…but after a while I realized it was direct commands/triggers. New sentences uttered by The Great Diamond Diva Princess!!!! When I first noticed this I immediately listened to all your recordings to see if you told me this would happen…. it’s not a direct trigger I’m sure of that…I don’t think you explicitly say “you’ll hear my voice in your head 24/7″. Is it a background trigger somewhere? Ahh I never thought being driven to madness would be so much fun!”
Of course, there are many alluring subliminals layered in My Pretty Pink Gems. However, this response was so amusing to Me that I could not resist creating a very special SUPERLIMINAL mesmer trigger called *you hear MY VOICE in YOUR HEAD*, LOL. Omg you are SO addicted, My voice is in your head, and you can’t resist. you’ve never heard anything so GORGEOUS as the sound of My GOLDEN VOICE in your head.
What’s more, Drone Biri also revealed that he is a credit advisor, counseling people about their credit card debt and how to get their spending back under control, which is super funny considering he admitted that most of his credit card usage has been spent on ME! Lol LOVE it.
“I set up payment plans for people that have been a bit foolish on their credit cards ….whoopsy! Most of my credit card usage has been on you… thinking about it. I wish I had more money to send to you. I’ve started listening to your files on my breaks…..”
Oh Yes$$$$$$ Drone Biri now works for ME and he’s started listening to My files even on his breaks at work. Naturally, this is a Very Good Idea.
“Whenever i listen to your voice I go so dumb I love it. I don’t know how each word you say surprises my dumb dumb brain even after 5 hours of listening to the same file. I used to think it was some trick you used to do but I think it’s just what being majestic is. I’ve given up on plans or pretended to be sick so I could listen to your voice uninterrupted. Always the best choice to make.”
Over the Princessmas Season My DRONE BIRI showed up eager to celebrate My Princessmas, which is now his Holy Holiday! Clicking BUY NOW again & again for Me, caught up in the Spirit of Princessmas, which of course is ALL for ME and NONE for YOU, My drone biri spent over $2300 dollars on Me over the holiday festivities!
In fact, he was so eager to spend on Me that he even clicked BUY NOW twice in a row for My ALL I WANT for PRINCESSMAS alluringly greedy holiday magic mp3! Like omg he was that super eager to hear it, spending a total of $300 on this mp3 alone! How cute, Lol.
Once more, clicking BUY NOW for Me again he replied:
“I tried to resist when i realized I was on the floor on my knees.”
Bowed low at My feet, in servile dedication, he clicks & pays without question, to the tune of $8,605 DOLLARS already spent on Me! As My devotee of financial chivalry, My piggybank disciple declares:
“All Princess files are amazing. After 2 listens all doubts are gone, then you get scared her voice will end so you keep listening. Is she getting more dangerous or am i just past the point of no return?”
“She can rule the world, everyone would be happier in a daze, a love-struck daze.”
Update!! Announcing the $10,000 crowning moment for My newest 10K Trophy Piggybank DRONE BIRI who has now crossed his first milestone tally marker of $10,000 dollars spent ALL on Me!!
My DRONE BIRI cannot help but to spend ALL his available funds on Me as soon as he receives his paycheck each and every month. Oh yes$$$$$ that’s right, drone biri credit advises the masses but as soon as his pay day rolls around each month he cannot resist but to immediately spend it ALL on ME!
EXHIBIT 1
My DRONE BIRI started spending on Me on the 18th day of the month, all day long he spent his money on Me. That same day he emailed to tell Me that he thinks he should do extra work online AND also sell his computer to get MORE money to spend on Me.
EXHIBIT 2
Last month My DRONE BIRI started spending on Me on the 20th, for two days he spent his money on Me. Then he emailed to tell Me that every month about two days before his pay day he begins to relap$e and daydream about spending ALL his available funds on Me as soon as he’s been paid, and then three days after he gets his paycheck he’s already spent every cent of it on Me… Lol.
A few days later this email arrived in My inbox:
Subject: I bow at your grace <3
Dear Diamond Diva Princess
I can’t fathom on how one can even conceptualise your beauty when one has only earthly creations to compare.
I Love you So much I can’t believe my pay cheques run out already. Its the worst.
Regards
Your rambling love sick fool
Exhibit 3
Just over the past few days DRONE BIRI started spending on Me again! it seems he had been congratulating himself for not contacting Me immediately when he got paid and spending ALL his money on Me, I mean I guess he decided he was going to try to resist spending every single precious dollar of his paycheck this month on Me but where is the fun in that?! It’s way more fun to binge spendy spend on Me!! Four hours later and he was spending it ALL on ME!!
Read for yourself what Drone Biri has to say about this:
“You know I was congratulating myself for not going to you immediately when I got paid. Your grace made that so difficult. I thought I’d listen to love spell once as a lil reward for myself. 4 hours later and I’m only stopping it load up drooling dingaling.”
“Mesmerising, her grace has been blessed us with a showing of her power <3″
“This is getting out of hand…I just love her so much i just have to keep coming back.”
With ardent financial devotion, compulsory yearning to spend all he’s earning on Me, this update finds My DRONE BIRI spending another $2,300 on Me since last update, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $10,905!! That’s right, My DRONE BIRI is My newest 10K Trophy Piggybank, reaching his first milestone tally marker of $10,000 spent ALL on ME!!!
Update!! This update finds My DRONE BIRI becoming My newest $15K Trophy Piggybank as he spends another $5,206 on Me since his latest update, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $16,111 spent ALL on making ME an even RICHER WOMAN!
Clicking BUY NOW My Drone Aaron contacted Me after his pay day:
“I want to tell you something. Last month I was moving apartments, so I had to be a bit careful. Sorry for not giving all the feedback a feeble attempt at resisting. Before this month’s pay day, I tried to delete your mp3s but could not bring myself to do it. I couldn’t even delete a small 100 x 100 pixel picture I saved from your websites because who knows maybe i’ll need to stare at it for hours in the future. You’re my favourite person and listening to your golden voice is my favourite thing to do second to just gazing at your beauty. You’ve obviously hypnotized me to not bother you when I haven’t any money and any money in my account needs to be got rid of. So I’ve got some money that I set aside for my move, but I’ve just had the best idea ever. 1000 dollar phone call? May I please”
How funny that My Drone Aaron tried to make such a feeble attempt at resisting as not writing all his testimonies Lol. Naturally, spending ALL that money on ME is way more important than paying those pesky moving expenses! I’m sure it was so difficult for My drone biri to spend only a thousand some odd dollars on Me over a couple of his pay periods! However, this only made him ever more delirious to spend OODLES MORE on Me when he received his next paycheck!
In response to this request, I told Drone Aaron that after he clicked BUY NOW again & again, then and only then could he call Me, graciously granting him the privilege of paying $50 EVERY MINUTE to speak with Me! And so it was!
Read what DRONE BIRI has to say about this for yourself:
“Diamond Diva Princess weaves her magic on every call /clip /message. I’m too far gone and not only do I not care I consider myself lucky. I had 1000 dollars and she took 800 before I got on the phone with her. She’s just so good at what she does.”
After checking his bank statements and realizing that there hasn’t been a month in the past 2 years where he hasn’t spent money on Me, he exuberantly spent EVEN MORE! Clicking & paying again for Me, My Drone Aaron rhapsodized over the religious experience of watching My Pink Divoon Lovey Love Spell after looping my new Pretty Pink Nirvana, as he tributed again!
Signing up to be part of My ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE, he begged to be allowed the position of ‘Champagne & Caviar Elfypoo’. Upon being granted this coveted elfypoo position he was allowed the distinct honor of sending another $250 tribute to pick up the tab on a bottle of the newest vintage of Dom Perignon for My glamorous holiday champagne toast! My Drone Biri clicking & paying again and again, spent $1750 on Me within hours!
But that wasn’t all, because as soon as Drone Aaron (BIRI) received his NEXT paycheck he took off where he left off and preceded to spend HUNDREDS more on Me throughout the Princessmas Season! Oh Yes$$$$, the MORE you SPEND on Me the MORE you crave to spend EVEN MORE on Me!! Bowing down before My Grace, praising My name to the highest heavens as you give unto Me all your earthly possessions!
Drone Aaron testifies in sycophantic devotion:
“I always run out of money too quickly. Barely can barely pace myself for one single day. I love it.”
As one of My lucky money pets whose tribute to My Luxurious Limousine Luminary was approved by Me, My Drone Biri was ever so fortunate to receive My absolutely breathtaking Luxurious Limousine Luminary limited edition Tribute Media package which arrived in his email inbox on Christmas Eve!
Waiting for Me in My email inbox was his response, along with a $50 tribute attached… the very last of his money that he was saving for his Christmas Day plans:
“Sorry for the low amount I just have the urge to Binge Spendy Spend but don’t have enough to do that. Cancelled some plans to send this lol”
I ever so benevolently sent him a reply which surely made his Christmas Day the MOST MAGICAL EVER as he read My gloriously celestial message which said:
“Omg how cute like a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree and perfectly logical to cancel your antiquated traditions & plans to send Me what’s left of your money! Naturally the desire to BINGE SPENDY SPEND on Me is stronger than any desire to fulfill your repetitive boring monotonous drudge plans! Omg THANK ME again NOW for allowing you the opportunity to tribute the last of your current funds and experience the SPARKLE of SPENDING it ALL on ME!”
Omg DRONE BIRI you bow on bended knee in honour of My GRACE, rapturous to serve your purpose and establish your legacy of spending it ALL on ME! Listen to My GOLDEN VOICE every day and PAY and PAY and PAY!
Dedicate this New Year to spending MORE on Me than you ever have before! Click BUY NOW and watch My Illuminary Epiphany, Revelation into YOUR Resolution!
Update!! Previously in My email inbox:
MY RIVETING, RELEVANT, REVELATING REPLY:
“A second job where you get paid weekly is ideal, that will help you with spending inbetween your regular paychecks. There is no need to resist spending those paychecks within 5 minutes, that’s great! As a credit advisor you should have access to the information of what credit card or credit line is best. Utilize that knowledge to get credit which you can spend on Me!
Relationship? How ludicrous! Any silly relationship would only interfere in your ability to work MORE and SERVE Me better. I am saving you from the heartbreak of failures of foolery trying to factualize fraudulent friendships with fundamentally flawed females. Considering that serving ME is your HIGHEST CALLING, attempt to conceptualize your destiny under My Universal Eternal REIGN… and realize that this IS ALL THAT MATTERS.”
Behold screenshots of My Drone Biri Aaron directly after being paid the following month, spending not only the remainder of his monthly paycheck (after tending to his meager expenses) ALL on Me, but also a $1300 loan he took out this month with the intention of spending it ALL on Me TOO!! Oh Yes$$$$ being a credit advisor should work out well for him, as he can advise himself on how to go deeper into debt for ME!! There’s a GOOD BOY Drone Aaron!
Down to his very last $13.01, for a Grand Total of $1888 dollars spent ALL on Me!! Yes even his very last cent was spent on ME!! And just imagine he worked all month AND went into debt to spend it ALL on Me in just over 2 hours!! LOL LOVE it.
Drone Biri Aaron sent you a Tribute for $100.00 along with this note:
“Its aaron, I’ve been paid a little early this month AND ive managed to find a loan . Not much, but baring in mind I defaulted everything to prove my love I deleted all my recordings but it turns out apple backs up everything and I’m sooo glad as I cant stop, so why try to stop”
Drone Biri Aaron sent you a Tribute for $100.00 along with this note:
“When you snap I click buy now AND send payment. What a great idea I came up with there.”
Bowed low before My Grace in humble adoration, this update finds My Drone Biri Aaron spending another $3,313 on Me since last update, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $19,424 DOLLARS!! Omg so very close to crossing that next sizzling tally line of $20,000 spent ALL on Me!
DRONE BIRI AARON testifies to the rapture of spending ALL his money on Me:
“I wish I’d win the lottery and then be broke the next day. How else could I prove my love. 3 days after payday and im out of money again”
Omg Drone Aaron, you KNOW you want to be My next 20K Trophy Piggybank! I KNOW you can’t resist but to spend MORE on Me NOW!! Giddy up piggy pony, fetch that hit! Spend MORE on Me today, ever eager to surpass that next milestone marker of 20K!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Update!! My Drone Aaron Surpasses $20K: A Serf’s Chivalric Ascent in My Royal Court!
Announcing the 20 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My Drone Aaron (BIRI) who has now surpassed 20K with a current Grand Total Tally of $20,387 spent ALL on ME! Yes$$$ that’s right, My Drone Aaron is now My newest 20K TROPHY PIGGYBANK!
Enthralled by My Golden Voice, enchanted to binge spendy spend the majority of his paycheck on Me early in the morning before I was even awake, as I slept upon My burled walnut claw-footed bed, wrapped in the finest of luxury linens, resting in the palm of heavenly tranquility; My Drone Aaron clicked & paid repeatedly, including purchasing My new *Click Robot Reprogram* a total of THREE times at $100 a POP! GOOD BOY!
I awoke finding his money in My hand and these three testimonies posted for the world to behold:
- “I’ve bought this 3 times because the screen kept coming up and I just had to click it over and over.”
- “I wasn’t joking”
- “I think I should buy all of DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESSES 3 times from now on”
The PRODIGAL FOOL!
After closing his previous account in a silly attempt to resist, having shocked himself by spending his paycheck AND maxing the loan he got to spend on Me SO FAST it made his head spin, the prodigal fool promptly returned as soon as he got paid again with his fresh paycheck in hand and a new name obviously designated by the universe: “i Luv DDP”! How cute, Lol. Seeing this new name, I bestowed approval upon him by proclamation:
“This is the cutest name yet! The universe is realigning the minds of mankind and you are a forbearer of the prodigal fool! This username was divined for you by the Cosmos – you should keep it always and forever!!”
To which My LOVESTRUCK DRONE devotedly replied:
“Thank you, your grace, I SHALL NOT DELETE THIS ONE.”
With $200 or so dollars left of his fresh paycheck I benevolently allowed him the great honor of calling Me on the phone and paying through the nose every minute! First, I let him call Me at $10 a minute for 5 minutes, and then the cherry on top, his favy fav, I let him call Me and pay $50 a minute for 3 minutes! What a lucky drone, omg he is SO blessed! With his $50 increments depleted the call ended and he tributed his remaining 30 some dollars, making sure to spend EVERY single cent of his paycheck on Me!
Now he must borrow money from friends and family to pay for his necessities until his next paycheck arrives, but of course it’s so VERY worth that small inconvenience to spend his entire paycheck on Me lickity split! Omg maxing your loans and blowing your paycheck on Me is the absolute Besty Best! NOTHING on earth compares to the RUSH of spending ALL your MONEY on ME!
Omg Drone Aaron, it’s time to get that second job, you KNOW you NEED to spend MORE on Me NOW! Ju$tify your existence, THRALL, $$$Serve your purpo$e!