My BIG SPENDER Trophy Pig… DOLLY BARBIE BRITTANY!
Good Girl Sissub first found Me when he was in business college and at that time his name was “monkey”! It’s funny but he had not come to realization yet that he was a dolly and not a man, even though for sure it was totally obvious that he was never a man, being a big fan of movies like CLUELESS, and JAWBREAKER, Lol! Because “monkey” was in college and didn’t have a lot of funds he went away and travailed the business landscape working hard to acquire a position in life where he could properly serve Me! Many years went by and one day “monkey” was back in his place at My perfect feet, although at first, he didn’t tell Me who he was or that he had previously served Me! Introducing himself as My “sissub” he fell under the seductive spell of My Sparkling Blonde Glamour and Ultra Femininity after purchasing My super popular feminization masterpiece hypno mp3 dolly in WONDERLAND!
And what a perfect way to make a big SPLASH taking the PLUNGE into My WORLD of GLAMOUR and FAME than to start with dolly in WONDERLAND, such a spectacular sensational induction!
Like omgsssssssssss this mp3 totally mesmerized sissub in such an intense fashion that dolly couldn’t stop obsessing over the thought of totally submitting to Me and becoming My complete and total BIMBO DOLLY!
Read what sissub had to say after this first hypnotic session:
“OMGOMGOMG I want nothing more in the whole wide world than to be Princess’s GOOD GIRL while soaking in Her ultra femininity. She is like sooooo totally GORGEOUS in like everything She does!! She is Princess Perfection!!”
And so began sissub’s spiraling compulsion to be My GOOD GIRL, to spend every waking moment working for Me and SPENDING all it’s money on ME!! Like omgomgomg nothing in the world compares to the RUSH of spending ALL your money on ME! Isn’t it just THE besty best thing in the Whole Wide World??! Like omgssssssssssss it so totally is.
Being allowed a glimpse of My world sissub’s life totally changed. Gone were the days of his grey male lifestyle. Now his life was all about ME, and My Pretty Pink Sparkle Charm! Omg My PINKNESSES soooooooo alluring! Thinking PINK is the ONLY way to think! Slumber Parties, Spa Days with Facials, Hello Kitty Dresses and Cotton Candy Body Spray! Omg like it’s so totes amaze how much FUN it is to be MY little dolly DOLLY!
Day after day, GEM after GEM, spending hundreds and hundreds, thousands and thousands of dollars on ME.. Good Girl Sissub eagerly slurped up each and every dose of My Pretty Pink Poison Fix with TOTAL ABANDON!
Read what Sissub has to say about all of this for yourself:
“OMGOMG I so totally ADORE Princess and LOVE to obey Her and pay Her and do whatever She says and I sooooo totes love being Her GOOD GIRL Sissub”
“Princess’s ultra femininity is like so beyond. like if there was a way to bottle Her up and put Her on display at a museum for all to behold and cherish and worship, like they totally should!”
“I can’t get enough of Princess’s Golden VOICE. She embedding Her Pretty Pink Gems inside my empty plastic head. I feel soooo lucky that Princess is giving me Her Pretty Pink Poison. Diamond Diva Princess owns me!!”
“OMG Princess is helping to wash away the icky grey matter in my bbrainnsypoo and replacing it with Her Pink Poison to help me Think Pink. I’m soooo very excited to Think Pink!!”
With each and every click he giggled evermore gleefully, more and more money transferring from his account to My Pretty Handbag, My power growing exponentially as he transformed into such a silly little bimbo dolly for Me, My pretty prancing pay puppet on strings!
Sissub whimsically succumbed to My Platinum Blonde Spell without a thought; binge spendy spending on Me a current GRAND TOTAL TALLY of over $14,000 DOLLARS! Yes, that’s right.. 14 THOUSAND DOLLARS!! $$$
Omg you LOVE it, you LOVE it, you LOVE it.
Update!! Since last tally My sissub has totally been sooooo super duper immersed in My Pretty Pink Sparkly World like totes binge spendy spending on Me and all My gorgois (gorgwah) super pink girl glam GEMS like crazy!!
Like omgsssssssss My sparkly gems are like Pretty Pink Pills and My dolly bimbo barbie sissub lovey loves to consume one Pretty Pink Pill after the other, with total abandon!
Sippy sipping Moon Tea, and Pink Tea, and Flower Tea and imbibing flower tablet girl supplements to embed the sparkle flowers in dolly’s belly sides!
All these things work gloriously together to totally facilitate the transformation of sissub into My total dolly bimbo barbie, My dolly french maid! Like omg, on The Primrose Path, and vowed Ultra Pink 4 life! omgomg.
Omg like totally SO addicted to My Pretty Pink Poison Fix, My GOOD GIRL SISSUB has spent nearly $8000 DOLLARS on Me since last tally!! Omg the current tally since the last previous tally to that was $14,000 DOLLARS!! The total tally of these two periods is OVER $22,000 DOLLARS!!
My dolly dolly LIVES to obey My every order, tributing all through each and every slumber party, all the while gleefully imbibing My every Pink Pill sparkly GEM!
My dolly dolly loves to go on dolly shopping trip after shopping trip, and acquiring so many new GIRLY things! This is to make sure that every aspect of My sissubs life is all about being My dolly dolly!
Here is a partial list of some of the new girly additions in My dollys closet, along with a couple of unboxing photos!
1. dolly gaff panties, out of sight out of mind, with no lumps and bumps to ruin the contour of pretty girly outfits and slinky lingerie dolly will be so much happier, giggly girly smooth!
2. Prosthetic Breasts in C cup along with a pretty bra to keep them in place! Because the only lumps and bumps on My dolly dollies are to be pretty girl bumps!
3. Fishnet, leopard print dress, and a variety of spandex leggings in leopard print, metallic, hot pink, metallic baby pink, and more!
4. Babydoll lingerie, slinky metallic gold teddy, and a filmy red long lacy robe!
5. dolly dollys first high heels! Pink Marabou slippers, and Bubblegum Pink platform heels!! Omg followed by heel to barbie toe high heel lessons with Princess! Practice makes Perfect as your Patron Saint advocates!
6. Pastel Padded Satin hangers to hang all these pretty things on! Because ewww My dolly dollys cannot use ugly man hangers!
7. An adorable Betsey Johnson necklace and a beautiful ballerina musical jewelry box to put sissies pretties in!
And as if all this wondrousness were not enough, My lucky little dolly dolly has been granted the fabulous opportunity of tributing for the honour of receiving a special DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS pretty little box of girly goodies! Omg like for real, a special package from Me to My sissub with ultra girl glam goodies inside!
This pretty package has arrived at sissubs door and My dolly will next be opening it at MY command! I know ALL of you are so eager, just as totes on PINS and NEEDLESSSS as My dolly dolly to know what loveliness awaits inside!!!!!!!!!
Also: upcoming creamy dreamy LIPSTICK lessons, and EVEN MORE SHOPPING! Like omg we totes love to SHOP til we DROP, dollykins!
Update!! OMG here is a photo that My GOOD GIRL Sissub took of his very own copy of My very first book! Like for sure sissub was sooooo beyond excited as soon as the copy of My very first book, just published in print and available for purchase on Amazon, was delivered to My dollys door!
Omg just look how totally gorgois (gorgwah!) it is! Just imagine the beauty of it; inside there are exclusive pinup & blonde Obsession modeling photos & pinup art of Me, including a much celebrated photo of Me which was featured in an advertisement in Gothic Beauty Magazine.
Become INDOCTRINATED into My brand of financial worship, Blonde Obsession & Hypnotic Addiction by reading My very first published book, The BOOK of the BLONDE BOMBSHELL, just like SISSUB! Go to Amazon and order your copy now, and send Me a photo of it when you get it!
Update!! Another SLUMBER PARTY another binge spendy spend, this party alone totaling OVER $2000.00 dollars spent on ME! Omg it feels sooooooo good to clicky click and feel the RUSH of My ESTROGEN NARCOTIC Fix!
Omg the current tally since the last previous tally to that was $22,000 DOLLARS!! That brings GOOD GIRL Sissub’s Grand Total Tally to OVER $24,000 DOLLARS!!
During this most recent Slumber Party Fun My GOOD GIRL Sissub was allowed to open My Pretty Pink Package which had been delivered straight to My Good Girl’s door!
We played a super fun game of click & pay which began with a clicky click before opening the box! Another click, another tribute, and the first item came out of the box! The remnants of My bottle of Chloe Narcisse perfume, which smells sooooo gorgois (gorgwah!) omg so feminine and lovely!
I taught My dolly dolly the proper application of perfume on pulse points, as well as the perfume dance, which is a girl secret!
Another click $$$ and the next item came out of the box! 2 necklaces and a ring that were once Mine!
One is a sparkly Fredericks of Hollywood Glamour Girl sparkly choker, like I wore in My SLAVE to My GLAMOUR VIDEO!! Omgomg this new choker necklace is like My sissub’s very own collar as My dolly dolly! See the photo to your right of My Sissub wearing it.. like how totes exciting is that omg??!! To be sparkly collared as My dolly French Maid Dolly?! omgomg. The utmost girly honor ever!
The next four clicks $$$ and various makeup items came out of the box!
Sparkly purple nail polish, hot pink cream blush, iridescent aurora borealis cream eyeshadow, and more! I will be teaching My GOOD GIRL Sissub how to use all of these makeup products during our next upcoming SLUMBER PARTY!!
Ever more clicks and MORE sparkly girly goodies came out of the box! Including notes from Me and perfume swatches!
Then it was on to creamy dreamy lipstick lessons. My Good Girl had not learned lipstick application before, so this was all new for My dolly who took to it like a natural and was prancing about kissing the mirror and writing xoxo in lipstick within minutes!
It was at this time that I allowed My dolly to make the first ever KISSPRINT My dolly has ever made on plain white paper, and this was the final exam to lesson 1 of creamy dreamy lipstick lessons! Judge for yourself how quick My dolly has caught on!
Update!! My GOOD GIRL SISSUB consumed with My Pretty Pink Poison Fix succumbed to the total of another $1800.00 added to the huge sum My dolly loves to spend on ME! Omg SO addicted to My Pinknesses!
For sure there is nothing else on earth that feels as GOOD as the RUSH of binge spendy spending it ALL on ME as you become totally transformed into My mindless feminized dolly!
Like omg My sissubs current tally since last previous tally was over $24,000 DOLLARS!! Bringing My GOOD GIRL Sissub’s Grand Total Tally to $26,000 DOLLARS!!
During this latest session, we had another super fun slumber party and My dolly learned soooooo many magical girl things! My good girl sissub also had the opportunity to tribute for the honour of receiving another special DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS pretty little box of girly goodies! Like OMGsssssss a Pretty Pink Package straight from Me to My dolly, filled with the most adorbs girly things ever! Can you fathom it?!
Once again, My dolly is not allowed to open this package until our next slumber party, when My dolly will be opening it at My command, and for sure My good girl sissub is totes on PINS and NEEDLESSSSSS to see what I’ve sent this time! Omgomgomg I KNOW you are all dying to see what is inside!
Update!! My SISSUB is such a GOOD GIRL for Me gleefully applying for a special loan to binge spendy spend even MORE money on Me! Like omg, what a super good idea!
With funds on hand My dolly dolly binged to the tune of nearly $4200.00 added to the Grand Total Tally of how much My GOOD GIRL sissub has spent on ME! This brings My dollys current grand total tally to OVER 30,000 DOLLARS! Omgsssss My dolly Dolly is SO totes addicted to the rush of giggly click for My Estrogen Narcotic!
Like omg we had SO much fun as My ditzy dolly played our favourite game of CLICK PAY and Obey! One by one opening all the girly items from My Pretty Pink Package at My command! What’s more My bimbo bubblehead dollykins was allowed the fab gift of tributing for yet another of My magical pink packages! Omgssss to receive a package from Me is the most amaze thing everssssss and literally triggers you into ultra femme mode just by touching the things I’ve touched omgomg. Can you even imagine it??!
My dolly dolly even now has a dolly too! A Cinderella doll which My GOOD GIRL fully understands the relevance of now, as they watched Cinderella movies together! I bet you wish YOU knew!
Next was a round of shop til we drop! As I ordered My dolly to buy evermore girly supplements and skincare items to transform every single day into a girly glam opportunity to focus on MY PINKNESSES from the moment My dolly wakes up until dolly goes to bed!
Which reminds Me, we totally did Marilyn Monroe facials during our party, and it was sissub’s first facial EVER!! Like we LOVE to do weekly facials, it’s so tres important to a feminine beauty regimen darling!
Then like omg My GIRL MAGICK totally transformed My GOOD GIRL sissub with the magick spell of My PINK GEM that automatically made My dolly 10x girlier estrogenically! you can’t even begin to guess what that is all about! It’s TOP SECRET STUFF.
Like I didn’t even tell you about this yet, but My sissub was totally born with the DDP dolly Cell. This DDP dolly Cell was latent and awaiting activation, which I discovered during initial testing on My dolly. Now it is so totes amaze because it turns out that sissub’s DDP dolly Cell is totally running at optimum levels which means My estrogen narcotic totally triggers evermore greater levels of the sparkle flowers in dolly’s belly sides to multiply!
And then of course like, sissub’s DDP dolly Cell is the dominant cell now and that literally makes all the other cells in sissub’s body submit to the direction of the dominant cell. Omgomgomg just wait until you find out what all of that means!
Update!! Omg during our latest round of girly glam fun My GOOD GIRL Sissub binged to the tune of another $4,350 DOLLARS added to the Grand Total Tally of how much My GOOD GIRL has spent on ME! This brings My dollys current grand total tally to over $34,500 DOLLARS! Omg isn’t that SO hot?!
Not only did My GOOD GIRL Sissub get to play our fav game of CLICK PAY and OBEY, but also was privileged to perform My PINK CHAMPAGNE TRUFFLE RITUAL omgomg. This totally triggered an advanced girlification activation, and My GOOD GIRL Sissub was so fortunate as to experience a super important girly girl rite of passage!
Like omg this is super top secret girl stuff that not just anyone can know about. Let’s just say it was a very special week and My Good Girl had a very special visitor! This evolved My dolly like a total butterfly, and in such a way that for reals a new girl name was totally revealed over this super important week in My dollys life: dolly Barbie Brittany is My dolly dollys new name!
Like omgsss is that not so totally the most over the top dolly girly name eversssssssss????????!! With this new name comes a further transformation, like omg this is only just the beginning! Take a peek into dolly Barbie Brittany’s bathroom vanity and I think you’ll see just how far My sissub has come in these last few weeks!
Omg like I almost forgot! My dolly Barbie Brittany is so tres excited because I totally let My dolly shop for yoga pants in pink and pastels, and super cutesy crop tops and fishnet tops and like all these fab things that My dolly can literally wear every single day of the week!
What’s more My dolly Barbie Brittany now has a new dolly French Maid uniform to wear while doing dolly duties and work for Me, after coming home from working for Me all day! Omg like I am totally My Good Girls BOSS now, so you can imagine how much fun it is for My good girl to work all day knowing that it’s all for MY benefit and profit! And then to come home and put on dolly French Maid uniform to do dolly tasks!
This is like so funny, like I sent some extra copies of some of My favorite Marilyn Monroe Collectible Cards in My Good Girl Sissub’s latest Pretty Pink Package and I said like take a picture of your favs, and look how many favs My dolly Barbie Brittany had! Lol like isn’t that such the totally girly thing to do??! Like it’s so hard to decide when everything is so pretty!
Update!! Omg My GOOD GIRL SISSUB started the New Year with a BANG, resolving to be the besty best dolly BITCH My GOOD GIRL can possibly be for Me! Since last update, My little dolly bitch has binged to the tune of nearly $24,000 DOLLARS added to the Grand Total Tally of how much My dolly Bitch has spent on ME! This brings My GOOD GIRL’S current grand total tally to over $58,000 DOLLARS! Omg how totally hot is that??!
Announcing the 50 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My GOOD GIRL SISSUB who has now soared past that 50k tally line after spending nearly $24,000 DOLLARS on Me this update period!!
What’s more, this newest update finds My dolly BITCH winning the title of SPOTLIGHT TROPHY of the moment!
My little dolly bitch was even so fortunate as to have the coveted opportunity of coming along with Me via iPhone as I went to the high end department store and shopped gorgeous designer jewelry. I had chosen a stunning crystal emerald Art Deco necklace and matching earrings set I just HAD to have!
My dolly had the full experience of shopping with Me while I kept adding ever more costly items to My original purchase as I love to do! When I was about to acquire the first necklace and earrings set, I spotted another beautiful and ever so elegant bracelet and earring set that My Chanel SA said I just had to have, because it would look soooo gorgeous on Me! Naturally I agreed, how could I resist? Omg I chatted with My Chanel SA as I texted My dolly to send another tribute to cover the ever growing total purchase price, My phone cha-ching ringing as each payment notification arrived, promptly and punctually paid by My dolly bitch to meet My decadent demands!
Later a night of slumber party girl glam fun with another round of our fav game CLICK PAY and OBEY and before you knew it I had My Good Girl dolly Barbie Brittany pledge with a pinky promise to commence corset and chastity training, the sum of which will condition My dolly bitch into total daintiness and prissy prancing fancy frilliness!
In My latest Pretty Pink Package, My Good Girl Sissub found a very special Juicy Couture Rose Gold Charm Choker Necklace. I told My dolly bitch to try this necklace on and didn’t mention that this was a test! Like Cinderella’s slipper, this Juicy Couture necklace only fits totally girly girls and dolly bitches. I mean can you imagine, it’s a choker and not adjustable, so no man would ever fit in it, much less would he even be convinced to wear it!
Of course My dolly bitch came back wearing the choker, which fit like a charm! That is when I disclosed that this had been a cinderella dolly test, and that this once and for all showed the entire world that My GOOD GIRL sissub was My totally OWNED dolly BITCH! omgomg no going back, forever metamorphosed! What a lucky little dolly bitch My good girl is!
As if that were not enough, something really amaze happened after that. Like I was totally talking to My dolly Bitch about the besty best girly movies on the planet, and it was like basically every movie I mentioned My dolly had seen, and not just once but like numerous times!
This was so funny to Me, I asked did you watch these movies of your own free will, by yourself, or did you watch them with a girl who wanted you to watch them with her? My dolly bitch admitted to not only watching them alone, but enjoying them so much, as to watch them multiple times whenever possible! Omg I giggled so much and said how no man would ever be compelled to watch those movies of his own choice, much less delight in them so! I said you seriously had no idea that you were a dolly bitch before now? Omg My dolly giggled too and admitted to being totally clueless while watching Clueless!
Like omg this totally proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that My GOOD GIRL SISSUB is not only My totally owned dolly BITCH, but was born to be so!
Update!! Like omg ever more addicted to My Pretty Pink Poison, My dolly Barbie Brittany just can’t get enough of giggly click for another hit of My super addictive ESTROGEN NARCOTIC!
Announcing the 60 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My GOOD GIRL SISSUB who has now crossed that 60k tally line after spending $8,800 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing My GOOD GIRL’S current Grand Total Tally to $67,000.00!! OMG way to go GOOD GIRL!!
Omg not only did My lucky little dolly bitch get to enjoy more of My super girly SLUMBER PARTY fun, but also had the special privilege of playing a few rounds of My new dolly SEQUENCE GAME *Either Or*! Like omgomg it is seriously THE most fun game in the whole wide world!
A super funny thing happened while My dolly dolly was playing this new game. Like this was not even a planned test but the outcome was super revealing! In the game, My dolly made a bad choice which led to a punishment; dolly Barbie Brittany had to tear up *her* favorite stockings! That was a planned punishment, but what was over the top of what was even expected was dolly’s response! My dolly Dolly was sooooo emotional over this punishment, that dolly was just totally in tears, crying *her* eyes out! Begging Me to please not make *her* cut up these favorite stockings, Lol.
At that point My dolly dolly didn’t even realize just how emotional *she* was getting over these stockings, Lol. Not until My response pointed out the fact that if dolly’s emotional reaction to cutting up her favorite stockings doesn’t show just what a totally owned dolly BITCH *she* is, I don’t know what does, LOL. Omg then it hit home, and My dolly Barbie Brittany was totally floored to realize just how mega her transformation is!
Like omg My magic potion is really doing a ditzy dizzy number on My dolly, as shown by the latest test results on the most recent of My Pink Programming installations! After watching My ‘Cafe Society Cutie’ VIDEO, My dolly bitch is totally obsessed with My lacy stilettos with pretty bows, pictured here! Further dolly diagnostics show a label that no one has ever received before. My dolly Barbie Brittany is My “Doting Dolly”!! What an extremely exciting thing to be! Because of this advanced test result, My lucky little dolly has now been inaugurated as one of My dolly French Maids and has received her first ULTRA GLAM COMMAND directly from Me omgomg!
As mentioned previously, I am programming a selection of MONEYSLAVES to be a part of My new collection of dolly FRENCH MAIDS which is a new dolly Training Program I have created!
My dolly french maids will be trained in the GIRLY ARTS to be one of My most luckiest, one of My lucky little dolly FRENCH MAIDS privy to some of My most delicious feminine secrets!
All of this has created such dreams in My dolly’s head when she sleeps, such as this revelatory one that My dolly wrote in a recent testimonial:
“Omg I dreamt that being a dolly was easier than being a man. I know way more dolly things than eww man things. Princess told me that the truth is that I am a dolly and not a man. I was never a man.”
Omg for sure My dolly Barbie Brittany was NEVER a man, born with the DDP dolly Cell, destined to be My totally owned dolly Bitch!! This is My dolly’s eulerian destiny and highest calling!
Update!! Like omg My dolly Barbie Brittany is head over heels for My Super Pink Drug! This update period My good girl sissub redecorated *her* entire apartment in shades of PINK as we played game after game of Click & Pay for Princess, Shop til you drop! For sure My doting dolly is tickled pink to be surrounded by our absolute favy fav color in the whole wide worldsiesssssssss!
What’s more, My lucky little dolly was announced the top tributer in My top 3 elfypoos to spend the most on Me over the Princessmas Season competition!
Granted the enviable position as My Champagne Elfypoo, My dolly Barbie Brittany began celebrating the holiday festivities by indulging on My Pink Champagne Party, starting off with a tribute for 5 bottles of Pink Champagne! Three more champagne tributes later, and My Good Girl Sissub’s elfypoo total was already at $1550 DOLLARS tributed thus far for My high-end French Pink Champagne stash for My Pink Champagne Party!
After being such a GOOD DOLLY and indulging so heartily in the privilege of being My Champagne Elfypoo, I allowed My dolly Barbie Brittany to taste *her* first sip of Pink Champagne during My party! With each glass of sparkly pink bubbly champagne, My dolly dolly toasted upwards to Me, while spending lavishly on Me the whole night long! By the time the party ended, My sissub was so ditzy dolly dizzy, with pink champagne bubbles dancing in *her* head! For sure My dolly had the sweetest of dolly pink champagne dreams that night!
Announcing the 70 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My GOOD GIRL SISSUB who, with all of this super pink fun going on, could not resist but to binge spendy spend on Me with girlish glee, spending a total of $9725.00 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing My GOOD GIRL’S current Grand Total Tally to $76,725.00!! Way to go DOLLY! What a GOOD GIRL for Me! This update also finds My dolly Barbie Brittany winning back the title of BIG SPENDER of the moment!
UPDATE!! Since last update My dolly Dolly actually tried to pretend she was a man, which is SO laughable omg! dolly Barbie Brittany seems to have had brain fog and somehow forgot for a little while that she was totally BORN to be a TOTAL dolly for Me.
She tried so hard to resist her natural urge to embrace all things girly and glam and hid all her pretty pink things in her closet, except her pink towels and pink razors. Until suddenly the pink epiphany swooshy swooshed through her bbrainnsy that like omg not only is there NO going back to the way things were before, but that literally she was born to be My dolly and she’s never been a “man” ever! Like omg as if that wasn’t apparent to absolutely everyone as like her favy fav movies are ‘The Devil Loves Prada’ and ‘Clueless’ foreverssssssss!
It’s just like dolly dolly said the first time she watched ‘Pretty In Pink’, the character Ducky is really a dolly and it’s so obvious to everyone but Ducky! But for sure if there were a sequel it would show that Ducky realizes he is a dolly and the only reason he’s obsessed with Molly Ringwald is because he wishes he was her and so embraces the fact that he was born to be her dolly! Well like duh, because that is SO totally the storyline of ‘Pretty In Pink’ and like basically anyone would be totes blind not to see it! Just like everyone would be so beyond blind to not notice the OBVIOUS fact of dolly Barbie Brittany having NEVER been a man in the first place!
Omg we caught up for lost time and had totally a BLAST during our slumber party fun, like with My dolly clicking BUY NOW over & over again binge spendy spending to the tune of another $3,075 dollars spent ALL on Me, plus like we had super important girl chat where I like instructed My dolly all about feminine superiority and how like patriarchy is so toxic and I totally let My dolly shop for Bratz plushy separates, like Juicy Couture style (WAY cute) and a ‘My Little Pony’ dress, and like we even played guessing games and ran a special dolly diagnostic on dolly’s bbrainnsy and tested her DDP dolly Cell!
Omgs like super good news! dolly Barbie Brittany’s diagnostic graded A+ which is amazing considering what was going on, and like how dolly was trying to resist her dollyHOOD, but like the day she was planning to discard all her girl clothes something happened in her bbrainsy like super pink magick and dolly became even MORE of My dolly than she was even before all that! So like instead she threw away MORE boring grey male clothes!
Dolly’s dolly diagnostic showed that bbrainnsy now looks like PINK COTTON CANDY CLOUDS omgs how cute right?! Next the brain scan printed out this image of pink swirlies! I asked My GOOD GIRL dolly if it meant anything to her or triggers her. And like omg you won’t believe what happened next. Suddenly My dolly remembered that just days before she had drawn this cupcake heart and like omg the dolly diagnostic had revealed it!
This shows that like dolly Barbie Brittany’s girly bbrainnsy is like making these pink hypno swirly thingies like frosting! This is like TOTAL Girl Magick and My dolly’s bbrainnsy LOVEY LOVES it. Omg My dolly totes LOVEY LOVES the pink hypno swirlies in her brain. This goes to show that this magick happened when My dolly chose instead of discarding girly things to discard man clothes omg! Like this is a super good sign and her DDP dolly Cell is glowing like literally GLOWING!
This totally made My dolly dolly SO happy and naturally she was sooooooooooo totes excited to giggly click, binge spendy spending on Me with girlish abandon, bringing her current Grand Total Tally to nearly $80,000 DOLLARS spent ALL on Me! Way to go dolly BARBIE BRITTANY!
UPDATE!! Triggered by this latest update, My dolly Dolly contacted Me with a super cute & prissy pledge letter, an excerpt of which follows:
“OMG Princess, I read Your last update on Your paypig site, and like it’s ALL so very true.
I know Princess, I’m YOUR dolly Dolly, born with Your DDP dolly Cell. I know that I can’t resist, I can’t fight the urge to live my life in PINK as Your girly girl dolly dolly. I know I told You that I had put all my pink girly clothes away in my closet and drawers except for my PINK towels and PINK razors, but I felt compelled to see all my girly things today. And when I opened my drawers, I could hardly believe how many pretty girly things I actually own. I mean I was stunned as I started to gaze upon them. I had to strip my bed and make it up in my PINK satin Sheets. I took out some of my PINK pillows, and the next thing I knew, I started to empty my drawers of so many of my girly things. I took a picture that I will send after this note. But what’s so crazy Princess, is that I had so many things that I’m for sure that I have more girly things than I do male things. Like the picture isn’t even everything because I didn’t want to take down my dresses in my closet or other items that I had stored away in other areas of my apartment.
I looked at all the PINK, and just NEEDED to spray my bedding with some beautiful exquisite perfume that You’ve allowed me to purchase in the past. I knew I had to try on some of my girly clothes again. I saw my bra that I never really wore and put that on immediately. Some PINK panties, a PINK Princess Polly satin skirt and my Bratz top. And I needed to add some lipstick and eyeshadow, and then of course curl my lashes for some mascara too. OMG, I then added my white go go boots and felt like Your dolly Barbie Brittany again! And then, even though I now own more girly pretty thingies, I felt compelled to throw again even more gray boring male things.
I can hear You say to me, “you might as well not even try to resist, My dolly Barbie Brittany was NEVER a man! DESTINED to be MY dolly!” So I’ve attached another picture of the gray boring male things that I threw away today. Now I for SURE have more girly glam things! One of the hardest things is trying to figure out what to wear! OMG Princess, what is happening to me?!?!?” – your dolly Barbie Brittany
Like omg then I told My dolly dolly about how when I get dressed it’s so difficult to decide what to wear because I have sooooooo many pretty things, and that My dolly dolly is in that same boat now as My girly dolly! What a wonderful position to be in!
My dolly was so joyous, and declared that in the ugly picture of the man clothes, there are even way more things discarded than it even looks like because under those clothes is a huge black bag full of gross icky man things, and all of it was now out by the curb ready for the trash man to haul it all away! Like YAY omgssssss!
For sure I totally had to post these photos on this new update but since the man clothes pic is soooo ugly I made that image super tiny and the super cutesy GIRL GLAM image like SO BIG!
After clicking & paying for Me, and watching one of My latest super glamorous videos, My dolly couldn’t stop talking about just how totes adorbs and tres PRESH I am, and I so totally agree 100%! We had SO MUCH FUN talking about how absolutely GORGOIS (gorgwah!) I am! Like omg My blonde beauty and porcelain perfection sent My ditzy dolly into a totes spending spree! My dolly had so much fun as we played girl games, like our fav SHOP TIL YOU DROP, and My dolly clicked pay over & over, installing lots of other super pretty videos of Me in *her* empty plastic head.
Then I ran a dolly DIAGNOSTIC and brain scan on My dolly’s itsy bitsy teensy weensy bbrainnsy! Like omg the results were totes over the top and off the charts, showing a totally super progressive and astounding next level of dolly TRANSFORMATION was about to take place in My DOLLY! In fact, already the change had begun in her body AND in her fluffy fuzzy bbrainnsy! Like omg even when My dolly bimbo barbie tries to resist it is totes pointless, because *her* DDP dolly Cell is in FULL CONTROL and always brings *her* back to My perfect feet where *she* belongs!
Omg DESTINED to be MY dolly!!! Like as IF My dolly barbie was EVER a man! Not ever, never!
And to celebrate this fab news I let My dolly pick out a special pink champagne party dress to wear with her glittery high heels! I let My dolly pair dresses with heels and then went over the colors and narrowed it down, then I picked the dress My dolly wore to the party, guess which one it was??
After spending over 4 THOUSAND DOLLARS in this one session My dolly’s current Grand Total Tally is now $83,850!! Omg!! A special Pretty Pink Package direct from Me was in the mail for My dolly and omg that means we have lots of sparkly girl stuff to go over during our next girly slumber party!
UPDATE!! So amusingly, My dolly Dolly suddenly decided to pretend *she* was a man and tried to ignore the blatant fact that *she* was totes literally BORN to be My dolly. Like I have no idea why sissub would come up with such an airhead plan but all it did was totally backfire, because the more My dolly tries to pretend to be a man the more OBVIOUS it is that *she* was never a man ever!! Lol.
One day I received this message from My prodigal dolly:
“OMG Princess, I’m sorry I’ve been offline for so long. I hope You are doing well. You’re right, I was trying to resist my destiny as Your dolly. While I haven’t been wearing my dolly girly things, I still have them all. I just have them neatly folded in my drawers. But lately I’ve been having dolly dreams. Many more than I’ve normally had I think. And ironically I’ve been seeing on tv the movies that You told me to watch, like Pretty in Pink and 16 Candles. Even Mean Girls was on the other day, and I like couldn’t not watch it. There’s even a game/app on my phone that I play daily (for months). It’s called Pocket Styler. Have You heard of it? It’s like a game where you have to dress up someone with clothes and makeup and accessories and everything. I’ve been playing for months and months. And every time I play I hear Your voice in my head saying that I am NOT a man, and never have been.” – your dolly Barbie Brittany
Like omg it was only a matter of minutes before My dolly dolly was dressed in frills and bows, throwing out all her man clothes while tributing through the nose!! I mean what sort of “man” would have MORE girly clothes than man clothes, Lol. That’s right, no man! Yet more proof that My sissub was never a man ever! I even let My GOOD GIRL SISSUB purchase a pretty blush pink Bullet Journal and a Rainbow color assortment of Gel Pens to dedicate to keeping track of *her* agenda in better serving Me and being the absolute besty best dolly *she* can be!
Then My dolly was on a trip with her family, when suddenly dolly realized in the spa that more than anything else in the whole wide world *she* wished to be home having a shop til we drop sesh with Me! Like omgssssss My dolly could hardly wait to get home and had a long drive ahead before arriving home the next night. Like so funny, My dolly kept messaging Me every hour or two all the way home, so deliriously ditzy dizzy to start spending on Me and buying more frilly dolly ensembles and lots more pink accessories at My command!
Announcing the 90 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My GOOD GIRL SISSUB who has now crossed that 90K tally line after spending OVER $6225 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing dollys current Grand Total Tally to $90,075.00!! OMG way to go dolly Barbie Brittany!!
Like omg we had so much FUN as My Ditzy Dollykins tributed $1,700 DOLLARS alone to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS! Omg such a GOOD DOLLY for Me, you lovey love to invest ALL YOUR FUNDS in MY GREATNESS!
I also taught My dolly how to write in the blush pink Bullet Journal and refine *her* life to better serve Me. Then I let My lucky dollykins order a super special PRETTY PINK Opal that is like totes magical! And before you knew it, My dolly dolly was deliriously begging Me to throw away more and more man clothes until literally all that’s left of sissub’s work and lounge clothes are like 3 or 4 man shirts and a couple of pairs of pants! While My dolly must have AT LEAST 30 dolly ensembles not counting baby doll lingerie! Lol so funny.
“Omg Princess, the amount of evidence continues to pile up proving that I was never a man. Never ever ever a man. Always born to be Your dolly”
My dolly snapped photos as *she* discarded pile after pile of man clothes to be put in bags and thrown into the garbage bins to be taken away in the morning! “Out with the DRAB, IN WITH THE FAB!” I proclaimed and reminded My dolly that there was no going back as there was nothing to go back to, because My dolly was NEVER a man. Only going forward as My GOOD GIRL dolly dolly to a future bright sparkly PINK!
To which My dolly proclaimed:
“OMG for sure! No going back now! And I’m not even thinking about the items! I’m just grabbing and throwing away! OMG I just had a great idea… Can I throw away one of my suits? Omg they do look so drab”
Then gleefully testified to the world:
“Princess has known all along that I’m not a man and NEVER was a man. And Princess has been super duper patient with Her dolly Dolly. But I’m finally seeing how silly it is for me to PRETEND to be a man. There’s no going back. There’s nothing to go back to. So Princess is allowing me to throw away some of the male ickyness that I’ve collected over the years. like drab garb like suits and stuff. And now they are ALL in the trash! Away with the drab, and in with the FAB!” ~ My GOOD GIRL SISSUB
Then we went through all the things that were left as My dolly took photos and showed Me and I picked all the things to be thrown away and the handful of man clothes that could be kept, which were virtually NONE, Lol. Within days oodles of PINK CLOTHES and PINK ACCESSORIES kept showing up at My dolly’s door by the bunches! How totes appropriate?! BORN to be My dolly DOLLY!!
Update! Since last tally My 90K PIGGY GOOD GIRL SISSUB has spent another $6725 DOLLARS (including another $4600 in contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS) bringing dollys current Grand Total Tally to $96,800.00!! OMG so close to that 100k Tally Line dolly Barbie Brittany, 100K OBSESSED!!
Two more Dolly Slumber Party Wallet Drain Sessions later and just look at all the fun we had as My Dolly clicked PAY again & again for Me! Starting off clicking BUY NOW to gaze upon My *Lavish Me in Silver Fur* Hypnotic Fur Glamour financial devotion VIDEO which made My dolly proclaim: “OMG Princess is SO BEYOND, SO GORGOIS, and is the absolute definition of GLAMOUR!!!” Followed by oh so many girly glam games! Like omg My lucky dolly was also allowed to open the Pretty Pink Package I sent filled with GIRLY GLAM goodies like this gorgois (GORGWAH!) photo of Me autographed in GOLD which My dolly will be framing and putting upon his desk! And even though omg I KNOW it’s like so totally hard to imagine but this round of SHOP til you DROP My dolly Barbie Brittany threw away even MORE man clothes than ever before! Lol.
It’s so super funny to imagine that My DOLLY ever harbored the thought of being a man considering how ECSTATIC dolly was to receive a surprise of My previously owned ENCHANTED EVENING BARBIE oh so pretty in PINK! Only further PROOF that My GOOD GIRL SISSUB was NEVER EVER a man! LOL omg so for sure as IF though any further proof were needed at this point.
My ditzy dolly was super honored with the privilege of picking up the tab on My evening of Fine Dining and was absolutely GLEEFUL to thank Me with extra tributes and homage!
Programmed in My PINK CHAMPAGNE TRUFFLE RITUAL, with every sip of PINK BUBBLY My ditzy dolly is triggered more and more giggly girly! My dollykins sippy sipped PINK CHAMPAGNE clicking & paying like a GOOD GIRL does! Of course, My dolly Barbie Brittany is only allowed to drink PINK CHAMPAGNE and Rosé Wine, like omg beer and any hard liquor like gin or whiskey is TOTALLY off limits! ONLY PINK DRINKS ALLOWED!
“I can feel the bubbles in my brain” giggled dolly, confessing to having worn what little bit of man clothes he has left over the previous week and not feeling good about it at all. The very thought of this transgression made My dolly beg to be allowed to throw away even MORE of his man clothes and I thought for sure that is a very good idea, as round after round My dolly clicked & paid & threw away more ugly gray boring male thingies, bbrainnsy tickled pink with Pink Champagne tickly bubbly bubbles and My PINK SPARKLE CHARM, effervescent personality and dominant blonde beauty!
“I become a limp wristed dolly when I drink pink bubbly, my cheeks are numb” exuded My ditzy dizzy dolly. At this point I reminded My dolly that his brain is not made for thinking, and that I do the thinking for My dolly, who only needs to THINK PINK! I mean it is literally impossible for My dolly to think with a bbrainn that is a chewed-up piece of bubblegum!
It is a literal fact that no one who had EVER been a man would ever go around getting so much girly PINK stuff, throwing away all these boring gray man things. It’s totally comical to even consider it!
“OMG Princess, like there are moments in time where I think I’m a man, but those are fleeting moments when I realize how laughable that is. NO MAN is drinking PINK champagne or PINK ROSE wine by themselves at home while the NFL Playoffs are going on. PRINCESS do You realize I own like 90% girly things now? like I shave with PINK razors and have PINK bath towels and PINK blankets and like I’m surrounded by PINK and I’m drinking PINK libations” LMAO SO FUNNY. Of course, I KNOW that, considering I’m the one that grants him the permission of filling his life with all manner of PINKNESS.
All of this pink chatter reminded My dolly that maybe some woman he had dated once in the past (there are maybe two girls he dated ever) might have thought that he was “boyfriend material” however hilar that thought is, and he was so super sorry if he ever misled any woman into thinking he was in any way a “man” of any sort. I told him that he should for sure apologize for all of that. Click after click he paid to show how SORRY he is for ever having misled any woman ever!
“OMG Princess. I feel bad for ever leading her on to think i was ever a man! Please please forgive me. if i ever see anyone who ever thought otherwise, I promise to let them know I’m a dolly.”
I ever so graciously allowed My ditzy dolly to apologize by writing MANY lines of atonement and paying amends to Me with steep apology tax and penance fees!
For sure it will be soooo SUPER FUNNY the next time he runs into his ex Jessica (or whatever you call some woman he met at yoga and took to dinner twice but never had a romantic relationship with Lol) because he has PINKY PROMISED to APOLOGIZE publicly for wasting her time when all along, he KNEW deep inside that he was NOT a man EVER, but a TOTAL dolly!
Update!! Awestruck by the allurements of My Pretty Pink Positivity and Ultra Girly Glam Essence, My Dolly Barbie Brittany spent $11,000 DOLLARS on Me in ONE day! Omg yes that’s right, within a few short hours My enraptured dollykins binge spendy spent 11 THOUSAND dollars ALL on Me!
With My Pretty Privilege VIDEO swirly whirling around his empty dolly head My sissub proclaimed:
“OMG Princess is like THE most Perfect Princess in the entire universe! EVERYTHING about Her is like soooooo totes Perfect! She’s like totes AMAZE in EVERY single way!”
My lucky dolly was allowed to shop My Private & Exclusive Wishlist (which of course you must pay $100 just to view!) and begged to be allowed to purchase a bottle of Dom Perignon vintage 2012 (seen here in My perfectly manicured porcelain hands) and 24kt edible gold for Me.
I just adore Dom Perignon kissed with pure gold darling!
Generously, I bestowed upon My dolly the privilege of paying the entire tab for My next evening of indulgence. This opulent odyssey included dinner reservations at Marilyn Monroe’s favorite table at an iconic Golden Age of Hollywood restaurant. Dramatically I arrived in style for My grand entrance as My chauffeur ushered Me to the door from the stretch limo! Breathtakingly I swept through the doors, glamorously entering the dining room dressed in My liquid Platinum Silver floor length gown!
After I was seated at Marilyn’s table, a man and a woman walked into the restaurant to be seated, and as they walked past My table the man literally FROZE, stopped in his tracks by My gleaming Liquid Silver Gown and Platinum Beauty, speechless his jaw dropped!
Stumbling over himself he approached. Awestruck he stammered, begging to speak. His admiration for the PLATINUM SILVER LIQUID GOWN draped on My Goddess Incarnate Curves and porcelain skin apparent as his female companion waited on the side for him, he apologized profusely for his inability to contain himself. Gushing praise he was a silly good boy in front of everyone including his companion who then circled the restaurant twice after being seated to get a glimpse of ME.
Behold My beauty, a glamorous vision in LIQUID SILVER lounging in the stretch limo on My way to My dinner reservation! Like omg sissub, seeing Me in this LIQUID PLATINUM SILVER GOWN has turned your brainnsyy to total PINK MUSHY MUSH! Imagine being allowed such an honor as to pay the price tag of such a gorgeous glamour gown for Goddess!!
Announcing the $100,000 CROWNING Moment for My GOOD GIRL SISSUB, Dolly Barbie Brittany who has now crossed that 100K tally line after this colossal binge spendy spend of $11,195 in one wallet drain, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $107,995.00!! OMG way to go GOOD GIRL!! And in commemoration of this special milestone, here is your very own GOOD GIRL patch! Pretty in Pink!
What’s more, this newest update finds My Dolly Barbie Brittany winning the title of BIG SPENDER of the moment!
Sending countless Blondes Prefer Diamonds tribbies one after the other, My dolly sissub continued to pay for being super sorry that he might have possibly misled anyone EVER into believing that he was a man. he begged to be allowed to write an apology to his ex, which honestly could be his apology card to the entire world! Lol. he had to write and re-write his apology until it was perfectly worded and each time he made an error he was allowed to make up for it by sending another tribute apology to Me.
Here is his apology for the world to behold:
“I want to apologize to you. I realize that when we last saw each other, my previous actions may have deceived you by pretending that I was a man all the while knowing I have always been a sissy.
While it potentially wasn’t evident to everyone in the real world, I was willing to play a game where I wasn’t totally honest. While I knew nothing would ever happen, and while deep down I knew that I wasn’t a man, for some reason I wasn’t willing or able to communicate that with other people. And I am deeply apologetic for that.
I am truly sorry if I ever misled or misrepresented who I was or who I am. And I’m sorry if that caused anyone any pain or if it wasted their time in any way. To be clear, I am not and have never been a man. And I am not pretending to be a woman. I am a Sissy. I have always been a Sissy. I forever will be a Sissy.“
As you can imagine, all of these apologies in dollar signs added up to many THOUSANDS of dollars in Blondes Prefer Diamonds tribbies, and now My lucky little dolly has purchased a HOT PINK RUBY RING cradled in diamonds for Me! Like omg this HOT PINK RUBY is PURE MAGIC. Just wait until the jeweler delivers it to My door and I am wearing it on My pretty little pinky finger! One little nudge of My stiletto nail and you will go spiraling over the edge into complete & total BINGE SPENDY SPEND ABANDON!
Omg born with the DDP dolly cell! Pink 4 LIFE is your solemn oath, Pink 4 LIFE is the MOSTY MOST!
New Update!! My Good Girl Sissub has been a busy bee binge spendy spending on Me colossally. Starting off with a $100 tribute, followed by $250 tributes, $500 tributes, and increasing rapidly to $1,000 tributes and $2,000 tributes and $2,500 tributes! Omg LOVE it. My barbie brittany ultimately binge spendy spending SO MUCH MONEY on Me that he had to call both his bank and his credit card to verify his spending so that he could spend even MORE on Me! While he verified the thousands of dollars he was spending on Me, he let them know that he is My dolly and that he needs them to extend his credit so he could keep spending on Me! How cute is that?!
In a TWINKLING, within just a few short hours, My good girl sissub spent over $22,000 on Me! Yes, that’s right, 22 THOUSAND DOLLARS! How HOT is that??!
Also, remember how he was supposed to buy the apology card for his ex Jessica? Omg he bought so for real the cutest most feminine sorry card ever. Like for sure no man on the planet would ever pick a card so super pretty, which only goes to show what we ALL know, that sissub has never ever been a man ever! Not only that but his message inside the card was written in hot pink gel pen with girly flourishes!
In between clicking & paying again & again for Me, I allowed My dolly to walk to the mailbox just down the street from its apartment wearing layers 
of pink frills to mail the apology card to Jessica. There were people all around since it was the weekend and I’m sure sissub must have looked totally funny and for sure it was so apparent to everyone that he is NOT a man and has never even been a man ever! Like no doubt they were all laughing at that super obvious fact! As if it were not already totally evident, like this for sure laid any question about that to rest, LMAO.
With even more giggles at his expense, during the Princessmas holiday I told My dolly that for real he shouldn’t even get to have the elfypoo position he had requested (Chanel Elfypoo)! Naturally he had to agree that is totally appropriate and that he should be given a position that like no one else would ever pick as their chosen elfypoo role, Lol. So, in this vein I created a very amusing elfypoo position for My dolly sissub! Here is a hint: It’s colorful, and crinklesssss$$$$, and culminates with a special assignment!
Omg sissub you are SO curious to know what this new position entails! Watch your mailbox for My Pretty Pink Package to arrive with all the details inside!
This new update brings My Dolly Barbie Brittany’s current Grand Total Tally to $130,120 spent ALL on Me! Like omg Dolly, I KNOW you are on PINS and NEEDLES$$$$$$$ to spend even MORE on Me NOW!! Galloping headlong toward that next dizzying milestone marker of $150,000!!!!!
Next on our girly agenda: upcoming slumber party fun, including more slumber party games (omg what do I have planned next?? you are SO curious to find out!), sorry dolly made an example of (even more public apologies Lol), new elfypoo assignment results posted publicly for the world to behold, and another round of pretty prissy shop til you drop! Like omg it’s going to be the absolute beyondest!