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Update!! dolly Michelle makes a good start on My primrose path of primp and preen as My click & pay dolly!

Under the spell of My glamorous TV and magazine appearances, My dolly Michelle just cannot resist My feminine allure, fluttering about Me as all little dolly fairies do! Like omg My SPARKLE CHARM is so powerful just be nearing Me makes you evermore femme and you just can’t even help it!

We have been having so much fun as I dictate dolly Michelle’s new life as My click & pay dolly! Like omg dolly SLUMBER PARTY games & girl talk! This is how I so effortlessly program his empty plastic head with My dolly programming transformation mind control! With every giggle and every gorgeous syllable, My Golden Voice adjusts his bbrainnsy to girly frequencies!

Enraptured by My Ultra Femininity and GIRL MAGICK My dolly michelle pays through the nose every minute to talk to Me on the phone as I discuss the next steps in dolly’s girly agenda:

1. Throw away all man clothes except 3 shirts, 2-3 pairs of pants.
2. Throw away all ugly man underwear.
3. Order sparkly red stiletto heeled pumps.
4. Also order bubblegum pink ballerina heels with padlocks on the ankles.
5. Call each of dolly’s former girlfriends and apologize for not being honest. Tell each of them the total truth, the actual reason for the breakup, which of course is that he is, and was always, and will ALWAYS BE, a TOTAL dolly! Then apologize for wasting their time.

While devotedly completing all of the above dolly duties, My dolly michelle has been busy spending on Me to the tune of another $5,160 DOLLARS since last update! This brings dolly’s current Grand Total Tally to almost $20,000, and that is only a partial recent tally!

Considering dolly michelle’s previous estimation that he may have spent about $30,000 DOLLARS of his pension fund on Me by that time, add this new tally on and just see where he’s at now! It won’t be long before 40 THOUSAND DOLLARS of his pension fund is spent ALL on Me! And omg what a way to spend it! Like for sure, it’s way more exciting to SPEND ALL THAT MONEY on ME than to leave it sitting in his pension fund! I want it ALL dolly michelle! Time to tell Me exactly what the balance is, sitting in there just waiting for ME to spend it!

Now dolly Michelle has confessed to Me that his neighbor who reminds him of his ex-girlfriend works at the local gym and is also involved in his community homeowner’s association. dolly michelle speculated about whether or not it might be a good idea for him to wear his new sparkle heels to the gym to walk on the treadmill. That was not a very smart thing to say if he had any question about doing it, because of course I confirmed that it is a Very Good Idea and now he’s going to be walking on the treadmill at his local gym in front of his neighbor in RED SPARKLE HEELS and a pink leotard, Lol. Like for sure the whole neighborhood is going to know what a total dolly he is! Can you imagine all the rumors?!

And here’s what dolly Michelle has to say about these latest developments:

“I am a click and pay dolly. She is the ultimate Princess, I so adore her.”

Call Me now dolly Michelle! It’s time to pick up those shoes from the mail store and get your workout girly gear together! Omg time to implement more girly agenda! Like omgssss you LOVEY LOVE Me SO, being My dolly Dolly is the besty best!

“Omg i’m a brainwashed dolly bitch for DDP I even fell asleep with my high heels on. I am her dolly bitch I almost twisted my ankle in my high heels They are so sky high!! I can’t wait to wear them again”

“I love Diamond diva Princess more than anything in the world”

Since last update My dolly Michelle has spent a total of $8,090 on Me within a few short days, bringing My dolly michelle’s current Grand Total Tally to $28,000 DOLLARS! With this update My dolly MICHELLE crosses *her* first official milestone as My $25,000 TROPHY PIG! And remember that is only a partial recent tally, as dolly Michelle disclosed previously that *she* estimates having already spent about $30,000 DOLLARS of *her* pension fund on Me!

What’s more, this newest update finds My dolly MICHELLE winning the title of BIG SPENDER of the moment and moving higher up My Trophy Showcase wall!

Update!! Addicted to My adorable giggles at his expense, My BIG SPENDER dolly Michelle has spent another $5,100 on Me since latest update, bringing dolly’s current Grand Total Tally to $33,100.00!! GOOD JOB dolly! And remember, this is only a partial recent tally, as dolly Michelle previously disclosed he estimates having already spent 30K of his pension fund on Me!

After this latest update My dolly Michelle contacted Me to say:

“I am honored for the big spender award Princess”

Like omg so for real. It is SUCH an honor to receive the accolade of My BIG SPENDER of the moment, for all the world to see!

After dolly michelle tributed like a GOOD GIRL does, I granted him the permission to call Me, as he paid through the nose every single minute! Like omg My dolly michelle is soooo addicted to the way I GIGGLE at his weakness!  Under the spell of My Golden Voice and PINK WORDS My dolly had SO much FUN tributing again & again to My TECH STOCK, OIL HOLDINGS, and REAL ESTATE! What a lucky little dolly to be one of My Savvy Investors in My MILLIONAIRE CLUB, liquidating his pension fund and assets to contribute to My GREATNESS!

After awhile I came up with the GREAT IDEA that dolly Michelle should go on his facebook wall and type “I am a dolly” where all his friends and relatives could see it Lol. I told him to leave it there for at least 5 minutes, and the next thing I heard was the little notification *BLIP* as the update posted to his wall for everyone to see. Omg soooooo funny! I told him to take a screenshot, just look at it! Imagine how many of his ex-girlfriends saw his status and now it makes a lot more sense why their relationships didn’t work out with him! I wonder how many of them were messaging other friends and laughing about it? How humiliating for dolly michelle, but of course he TOTALLY deserves it for wasting their time anyway!

Next we played recitation games, as I instructed dolly Michelle to “repeat after Me”. This is a wonderful way in which I rewire your mind, My classic conditioning makes your bbrainnsyy SO fluffy fuzzy and colors it tickled pink! you LOVEY LOVE it. Remember: Pink Thinking is the ONLY way to THINK!

Update!! I had so much fun with Facebook funnies, that the next time I allowed dolly michelle to call Me and pay through the nose every minute for the opportunity to speak with Me, I decided that we should play more Facebook games!

I made sure to remind dolly michelle after a string of silly dolly statuses that for sure Mark Zuckerberg was keeping a record of these things and soon all of the ads on his timeline would be targeted toward dolly frillies and bimbo impulse buys. But did that stop dolly michelle from playing another round at his expense for My amusement? Of course not!

Witness a sampling below of some of the hilariously humiliating statuses he posted to all of his Facebook friends! Omg for days his friends were contacting him because they saw what he wrote, and they all told him what a total FREAK he is, Lol.

But as if that weren’t enough, dolly michelle soooooo addicted to My giggles was eager to do even more funny things to amuse Me. Next, I ordered him to go outside in the early morning hours, but late enough that many people would already be awake, he flamboyantly paraded out the door in full dolly regalia to prance around outside of his house wearing his hot pink tube top dress and platform sparkle stilettos! Omg Lol, of course he paid for the honor of doing this and was just delighted! Imagine the neighbors that might have seen him Lol. Can you hear the rumours now??!

All throughout this amusing round of sessions My dolly Michelle could not resist but to click again & again, sending investment contributions to My MILLIONAIRE CLUB Tribute Event! Adding another $2000 dollars into MY HOLDINGS, with a primary focus on increasing My TECH stock. Omg what a SAVVY INVESTOR, investing in My GREATNESS!

Omg while just now tallying up dolly Michelle’s totals I was giggling so much, as this update finds My BIG SPENDER dolly Michelle spending another $7,050 on Me since latest update!! Good job dolly!! Like omgssss this brings dolly’s current Grand Total Tally to $40,150.00 and with the 30K of his pension fund previously spent on Me, this adjusts his current tally to $70,150.00 spent ALL on Me! And remember this is just a running total on his current spendings!

Update!! After tributing like a GOOD DOLLY does and paying to open My most gorgeous new video *Lavish Me in Silver Fur* My dolly michelle was awestruck by My dominant blonde beauty and luxurious femininity and begged to call Me as he paid through the nose every minute. I told him to open My DEBT CONTRACT and then he could call while we went over the details together. Like omg I am TOO kind to let you speak to Me at all dolly LOSER! During this one wallet drain session alone My devoted dolly spent well OVER $2500 on Me in one day! Good job My debt contracted paypig dolly!

Omg LIKE A LITTLE dolly FAIRY you buzz buzz around Me as My ULTRA FEMININITY lures you and makes you even MORE of a dolly for Me, DOLLY MICHELLE! you just can’t resist the magnetism of My feminine allure!

Next, I conducted extensive brain diagnostic testing on My dolly michelle and the brain scan showed that dolly michelle’s bbrainnsyy is literally a teensy weensy piece of chewed up bubblegum! Like omg seriously he cannot think with a bbrainnsy such as that, so naturally I am now doing the thinking for him. It’s SO much better this way! My PINK THINKING is the ONLY way to think!

After logging into My Diamond Palace My dolly michelle begged for a Fond of Writing assignment like HYPNOBOY and other lucky little paypigs have paid to complete for Me. I ever so generously allowed My dolly to click & pay for his very own first writing assignment and started him out with 50 groveling lines. Considering his bbrainnsy is only a teensy weensy piece of chewed up bubblegum no doubt it was sure to take My dolly awhile to complete.

Ready set, go! Hand cramp city for Dolly Michelle! I declared, and he worked ever so diligently writing and writing for something like 2 hours LOL.

The finished result emailed to Me, I posted it on social media and said if anyone can find a mistake My DOLLY MICHELLE will OWE ME big time! Fortunately for dolly no one found any mistakes worth mentioning (though they really did try! Lol), so he’s off the hook for now. But the next lines he writes will be NO LESS than 100 and we’ll see how well he can hold it together to get through that many lines with no mistakes, especially considering the state of his chewed-up bubblegum bbrainn!

So totally addicted to My adorable giggles at his expense, My dolly Michelle has spent another $3,490 on Me since latest update, bringing dolly’s current Total Tally to $73,640.00!! Like omg this ONLY includes his current spendings, just imagine if you added up all of his current tallies ever… what a TOTAL TALLY that would be!! What’s more, this update finds My dolly michelle winning the title of Spotlight Trophy of the moment! Like what a TOTAL HONOR, dolly LOSER!

Update!! dolly Michelle spends his Christmas Cash on Princessmas Presents for Me!!

My Spotlight Trophy Pig dolly Michelle has been a very good dolly for Me this update period, ever so addicted to the RUSH of speaking to Me LIVE on the phone and paying through the nose every minute for that honor!

Even though it’s only been a short time since My dolly michelle’s last update, My 70 THOUSAND DOLLAR PIGGY has already spent another $7,030 DOLLARS on Me since this latest update, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $80,670! That’s right, My dolly michelle has just crossed a new tally line, making him My newest 80K TROPHY PIG!

My dolly michelle received a cash gift from his mom for the holiday and quickly spent it ALL on Me, PLUS so much more. Beginning with calling Me to wish Me a Merry Princessmas, he clicked tribute after tribute, sending cash gifts from him and his mom! Like omg surely his mother would be very impressed that he spent that money in such a smarty pants way! It’s way better in MY pocket being spent on beautiful things for Me, than on any silly thing My dolly michelle would have spent it on!

All of this binge spendy spending culminated in the fabulous sparkly clicky click of paying to open My *Living Goddess dictates your New Year’s resolutions* mp3, wherein I deprogram you from the fallacies of a misguided patriarchal misogyny and instill in your heart the desire to dedicate this year to serving Me better than you ever have before. What a perfect way to ring in the New Year!

Like omg I told dolly michelle that a certain somebody might have contacted Me and asked about his page on PAYPIG and told Me stories about when they dated and why they broke up. Naturally if this someone contacted Me for sure they already knew that he is a dolly, but what do you think I might have told them??! My dolly dolly is very curious and asked if his ex-girlfriend really contacted Me, I told him to ask her on Facebook: “Did you contact Diamond Diva Princess about my page on PAYPIG.net? Did Diamond Diva Princess tell you that i am a dolly?”. Well, he hasn’t done it yet, but it’s only a matter of time. My dolly had to admit it’s a good idea to ask her himself and he’ll need to do that asap, Lol. I’ll let you know what she says on a later update!

Besides all of that giggly fun, which is absolutely so hilarious to Me, I was lavishly shopping for JEWELRY to add to My Crown Jewels while dolly michelle footed the bill. Omg what a very lucky dolly to be allowed to contribute to My overflowing Jewel Coffret! Amongst the GEMS My dolly paid for was a ROYAL RED GARNET of nearly 6 CARATS set in luxurious gold and surrounded by a halo of white topaz! Omg it is soooooo GORGOIS (gorgwah!)!

Omg dolly MICHELLE, I know you NEED to hear Me GIGGLE at your WEAKNESS (soooo addicted to My Gorgeous Giggles!), be a GOOD GIRL and call Me again NOW, account LOADED with FUNDS for MY FUN!

Previously in the history of dolly michelle:

One day he called on NF and I made him throw away all of his man panties while on the phone with Me, made him dump stuff from his fridge into the bag after, and then made him go outside to the trash bin to throw it away, so that all he could EVER wear anymore were his girly panties, even to work.. LOL Then step by step I began stripping away any and all masculine things in his life one by one.

For instance, he likes to go swimming at a public pool, so I made him shave his entire body and toss his masculine swimming trunks, so that he would be stuck wearing the GIRLY bikini he owns whenever he wants to go swimming (it is quite literally a womans bikini, lol). I often make him wear his pantyhose to work under his work clothes, so that not only is he wearing girly panties but ALSO feminine hosiery.. this REALLY messes with his head, because with the work he does he is often away for days at a time, and he works with a bunch of other guyz including his best friend, you know, the one that comes over to play games with him.. oh I didn’t mention he has a crush on him, did I? Well.. he does. It’s one of his “little secrets”.. LOL!! But shh.. that’s just between us.

The next time he called Me on NF I decided that it was about time I turned swedish dolly into one of MY DDP cheerleaders!! I taught him over the phone how to be EFFERVESCENT, how to project team spirit!! I had him write a special cheer for Me, and then had him practice cheering, til he showed the proper enthusiasm required to be a cheerleader.. he did a pretty good job of it, considering english isnt his first language.. lol.

Click play to hear dolly michelles DDP cheer!!

Then I told him that I wanted him to record the cheer and send it to Me. I taught him how to make a recording on his computer, and walked him through making it, and sending it to Me. And it just so happens, that I have a cute little red and white cheerleader costume, which I bought for Myself, but it turned out to be wayyyyy too big because it’s what they call “one size fits all”, but its totally NOT!.. so I figured it should be the perfect size for swedish dolly, since he tells Me he is on the biggish side.

Sooooo I told him I would send it to him through snail mail, along with some cute little red and white pompom sox which will look SO cute with it, haha!! The front of the cheerleader costume has the letters S-E-X-Y, which will be really funny when swedish dolly puts it on!!