My new dolly Steffi started by joining My DIAMOND PALACE, which is really such a good idea. Like omg, to be privy to the personal and precious things I post in My members area for My drone disciples & piggybanks is the besty best thing ever! Under the influence of My Pretty Pink Programming, dolly Steffi took the next step by clicking BUY NOW to embed My DOLLY hypno in *her* empty head!
After binging for a few days dolly Steffi tried to run away, but that didn’t last. Before long My new dolly came crawling back, right where *she* belongs, at My Perfect Feet! After installing My *Delicious Pink Intoxicants* bombarding *her* itsy bitsy bbrainnsypoo with My PINKNESSES, My ASMR tickly tingle triggered total submission to My Supreme Will and it was time to run a dolly diagnostic on My new dolly. Omg! the super exciting results showed that dolly Steffi was born with the DDP dolly Cell which had been lying latent, now activated by My dolly programming, triggering a jump start to the dolly cell response mechanism, with a pink sparkle connection initiated to the dopamine center of dolly Steffi’s brain! Omg the transformation was at hand!
Next I performed minor psychotronic brain surgery on My dolly dolly, installing My SNAP programming, the relay between SNAP and SNAP TRAP caused a pink woozy woo meltdown in the circuits of bbrainnsy, this was the ideal time to install My confusion induction BUBBLEGUM BBRAINN POP and fuse the circuits Tickled Pink! omgsiessssssss dolly Steffi’s mind was wiped clean and the reprogramming of *her* mind with the sparkle charm of My PINK PERSUASIAN had begun!
Read for yourself what dolly Steffi had to say about this sparkly progression:
“Mushy mushy mind is oh so tiny Princess. Can’t think just pink. Blink blink blink, and silly funny; good piggies give Princess all their money.”
“My dolly head was full of icky male thoughts and silly worries. Princess’s SUPER PINK made my silly dolly head go oink oink neigh the thoughts away. Pay pay pay!”
“The wisdom of Princess and her guidance are just divine.”
“Princess gets lost in my head as my thoughts a washed away and replaced with pretty sweet sparkles. Her Pinknesses make me glaze over, in a fit of girlishness.”
“My poor little brainsypoo cannot keep up with her rapid fire words. Thoughts go buh bye as the popping continues. Nappy nap time as I click and buy now, my brain all fuzzy fluffy. Silly boys pay Princess.”
“Princess is a goddess, walking far above all men. She has ensnared me in pinkest bondage of the soul! I bow in adulation to her.”
Blank Barbies Banish Boyness
This ditzy drone devotion fired off a string of clickity click BUY NOW as My dolly dolly installed GEM after Pretty Pink GEM in bbrainnsy, My Pink Programming now totally 100% controlling My dolly Steffi’s mind!
Like omg My dolly Steffi is like My piggybank paper dolly, such was the extent of My PINK WORDS, GOLDEN VOICE, and Platinum Blonde Visuals in *her* head that all My dolly could think was “Blank Barbies Banish Boyness” and obsess over needing to dress in Pretty Pinknesses to reflect My PINKNESS in *her* head!
This was such a totally cute idea that I told My dolly Steffi to have the shirt made with this super cute slogan in Pretty Pink! Omg My dolly was soooo excited when this shirt was delivered to *her* door, she could hardly contain her girlish glee! With “Diamond Diva Princess owns me” printed on the back, this is dolly Steffi’s new work uniform and cutesypie girly girl costume!
Off to the races! The piggybank pony race!
Last night it was off to the races for dolly Steffi’s very first piggy pony giddy up & click! Like omg you LOVEY LOVE to squeal oink oink neighh as you PAY PAY PAY!! There’s nothing on earth like the RUSH of spending it ALL on Me!! Right off My dolly Steffi was delirious to post all about it on the Social Media wall in My Brainwash Station:
“Like OMG, tonight Princess took me on my first trip out to the races. We played and dolly raced to write pretty poems and and send tributes all over Princess’s social media! Dolly was almost exhausted at the halfway point, but the dolly got her first ever hit of paypig pony Princess high! Dolly giddy up piggy pony OMG sure 100% oink oink neigh all the way up to the finish line!!! OMG, it felt, like, so amazing to hear Princess whisper things that dolly didn’t understand, all to make dolly run faster and faster. Dolly can hardly wait to go to the races with Princess again!”
Looping continued all day today as My GOOD GIRL dolly Steffi worked from home while listening to My Golden Voice over & over in her ears, reverberating through her empty head!! The funniest thing happened! In My dolly Steffi’s very own words:
“Dolly had been working from home today, so she loopy looped her pretty pink GEMS all day at work. In the afternoon, dolly was writing up a weekly project report to submit to her boss. Princess’s words were like, totally lilting along in my mushy mushy mind, as dolly was clickers clicking her mouse. Giving my email a quick review before sending it off, dolly noticed something odd. In the project activity summary, it said “oink oink neigh, pay pay pay” for six whole lines! Under the expenses tally section, the report listed “giddy up piggy pony OMG sure 100% oink oink neigh” over and over. When dolly saw the expected completion date, it read “PPPIIIIIINNNNSSSS ANNDDDD NNEEEEEDDDLLLLEEESSSS!!!.” Dolly froze, deleted the email, giggled, and then started all over again. Dolly like, totally needed two more drafts because her brain was on the fritz! Dolly finally finished her report with the company’s date and numbers. Pretty pink brainless bliss, melty melty mind kiss!”
Lmaoooooooo OMG that is sooooooo funny!! As of today My Giggly girly tickled pink dolly piggybank pony has spent a current Grand Total Tally of over $5,400 DOLLARS on Me!! Omg piggybank Dolly Steffi you lovey love to giddy up and squeal oink oink neighh as you PAY PAY PAY!!
Update!! My dolly Steffi was so excited for the opportunity to purchase access to My Private & Exclusive Wishlist. What a special treat for My dolly to peruse My wishes!
My PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE WISHLIST is filled with soooooooo many GORGEOUS items.. you could literally spend HOURS staring at these exquisite indulgences – OMG you want to buy them ALL for ME!! $$$
Of course you canNOT begin to imagine that such a singular privilege will be easily given. No, even a GLIMPSE of MY wishes is a DIVINE pleasure that will COST you dearly. Access to this PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE wishlist is NOT available for free to view by the general public.. OF COURSE NOT. Access to MY PRIVATE WISHLIST is available ONLY via PAY TO VIEW, and is denied via any other avenue. Remember.. it is an HONOUR to oogle MY wishlist and way MORE than you deserve!!
After purchasing access to My Private & Exclusive Wishlist, the first dazzling gift which My dolly selected to purchase for Me was a stunning pair of sparkly aurora borealis crystal encrusted high heels fit for the Princess!
Read here how excited My dolly Steffi was to make this first purchase from My Wishlist:
“OMG Princess, seeing your Private and Exclusive Wishlist was like going to the DisneyWorld of elite feminine finery! Dolly read your instructions, and the thinking like, totally squeezed dolly’s nappy cap, and then, dolly saw them! Glittery sparkly diamond shoes just like the ones in the fairy tale! Dolly knew immediately that they belonged on the perfect alabaster feet of the real life Princess Cinderella, DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS! Dolly clicked to reserve them, and immediately told Princess! Dolly could subconsciously hear her squeal with delight, and this put dolly over the moon as Princess radiated her DIAMOND LIGHT into dolly’s heart, and dolly was filled with PRETTY PINKNESSES!!! Princess gave dolly sweeping dreams of ballgowns and ballet and the real Princess Charming, herself! Dolly has never felt happier. Dolly cannot wait to get another Exclusive Gift for Princess! oink oink neigh pay pay pay!”
Omg imagine dolly’s delight when I posted an unboxing and try-on video of My sparkly crystal encrusted high heels on My social media timeline! Gazing upon My beautiful alabaster feet and red toe nails gliding into these sparkly heels makes My dolly weak with the desire to purchase another pretty feminine gift for Me from My Private & Exclusive Wishlist!
And now for a very exciting announcement!! I very recently minted My very first NFT ‘The Future Is Blonde’, and My dolly dolly Steffi has placed the first bid on this one of a kind rare collectible Audio NFT mp3!!
NFT is a rising type of technology called a non-fungible token. Think of an NFT as a unique proof of ownership of a digital asset that represents real-world objects like art, music and videos. NFTs are bought and sold online with cryptocurrency, and are generally one of a kind, or at least one of a very limited run, having unique identifying codes. This creates digital scarcity, as most digital creations are almost always in infinite supply. NFTs are gaining momentum as they are becoming an increasingly popular way to buy and sell digital artwork. Recently the famous auction house Christie’s sold it’s very first NFT for $69.3M. Since that time NFT has really taken off, this is the art of the future!
Behold My dolly dolly Steffi’s glee at being the first bidder on My very first NFT:
“Princess’s first NFT had my mushy mushy mind feeling hugged by Princess as she told dolly all about it. Once her DiamondVision Broadcast Signal NFT came out, Princess had dolly loopy loop it all night. Dolly could feel her nappy cap getting tighter, like a thick fuzzy sweater. Dolly said her nappy cap hurts so much. Dolly asked why is brainsypoo squeeze squeezing like 1000 bear hugs? She simply said, you know? She kept telling me that dolly had to oink oink neigh the bear hugs away. Until dolly could bid for Princess’s NFT, dolly had to wait. “ON PINS and NEEDLESSSSSSSSSS nappy nap cap so bearhuggy omgsssssss,” Princess said. “Fluffy fuzzy bears huggy hug dolly’s nappy cap day and night, DiamondVision Broadcast Signal helps dolly feel just right,” said dolly.
Whenever Princess wants dolly to buy a GEM, NFT, or anything else she can imagine, Princess sends the fluffy fuzzy bears to give dolly’s nappy nap great big bear hugs until she pays Princess. The bears squeeze and scratch dolly constantly, so that dolly has to focus all of her attention and efforts into paying Princess to chase the fluffy fuzzy bears away! Now, they are like, drawn to Princess’s DiamondVision Broadcast Signal, which is constantly loopy looping for dolly! Princess controls the pair of fluffy fuzzy bears. Sometimes she will just have them play with dolly for days and weeks, pawing at dolly with slight tickly grips. “Fluffy fuzzy bears get dolly’s money, then give to Princess for their honey.””
The Future Is Blonde (Audio NFT financial devotion mp3) 1 of 1
Sexy Sultry Siren Seductress Iconic Money Goddess Capitalistic Blonde enters the world of NFT! Bid now to hold the key to unlock My very first NFT – a one of a kind audio MP3 crafted to addict you to My alluringly seductive Golden Voice.
Dolly is on PINS and NEEDLESSSS for the winner of this auction to be announced on New Year’s Eve!! For sure My dolly will want to be the lucky piggybank to own this one of a kind Diamond Diva Princess NFT artwork! Omg what a way to ring in the New Year!
Update!! So joyous was My dolly Steffi for the opportunity to gift Me the beautiful Aurora Borealis Cinderella High Heels from My Private & Exclusive Wishlist, that My ditzy dolly begged PLEASE to be allowed to pay for a custom made bespoke dress to be designed for Me by My seamstress to match My pretty shoes.
This was such a cute idea because, as it turns out, I have a few custom bespoke gown and dress ideas I have been contemplating having designed for Me, which I shared with My lucky little dolly!
As you may remember, I previously attended the Julien’s Estate Auction of The Personal Property From The Life And Career of Mae West and bid on precious items to add to My Collection which select of My piggybanks were allowed the opportunity to pay for.
The items being auctioned included several of Mae West’s personally owned silk gowns which I absolutely adored. However due to the passing of time they have become too fragile to wear, so rather than bidding on these gowns, I chose other items such as her jewelry to bid and win, and saved photos of the gowns I adored to have re-created for Me by My seamstress at a later date.
You can glimpse the gowns of Mae West which I adore in the photos above. The first in ivory silk with flutter cap sleeves, the second in Goddess of Olympia style with gathered shoulders and empire silhouette and the third in peach silk with spaghetti straps. SO Divine!
Another dream dress I would love to have re-created for Me is the form-fitting white silk spaghetti-strap dress which Marilyn Monroe wore to the famed press party to announce the formation of Marilyn Monroe Productions. This beautiful white silk dress was designed for Marilyn Monroe by Norman Norell. Marilyn wore this iconic dress with a White Mink coat, long white opera gloves and white stockings. This evening was a very special moment in her life, as she formed her very own production company with her VP, business partner and friend Milton Greene and announced it to the world!
I would also like a dress similar to this, but in ivory silk velvet (very hard to find but I won’t settle for anything less than silk velvet) with a double V neckline, front and back (this style is so gorgeous on Me), and instead of the full length, I would like it form-fitted at the waist and contoured to the knee.
I’ve started searching for the perfect silk for My Marilyn dress, My idea is to have it designed for Me in White Gold. How absolutely stunning will that be?! I found the perfect shade of charmeuse silk, which is so soft and glossy. This is a stretch silk so it will contour My curves to perfection!
With all of this silk gown planning (which of course even the exquisite material alone is very costly), My dolly Steffi’s current Grand Total Tally is now $6,825 spent ALL on ME!! Fortunately for My dolly Steffi she just found a new job, because with My dolly’s weakness for dresses, gowns and formal attire, and with My long list of custom gowns I want made for Me, My dolly is SO going to NEED it!
Update!! My DOLLY STEFFI learns to be the very best dolly it can be!
My Dolly Steffi had a few bad habits that just weren’t appropriate behaviors for a good dolly and proper little lady. One day I had to scold My dolly and point out these naughty ways. I set dolly straight on the pristine path of dolly goodness. After lecturing My dolly in no uncertain terms, I then commanded that she go think about what she had done and write an essay in My Diamond Palace about what she had learned. I hoped that this admonition would blossom in My dolly, and omg did it ever! I was so happy and pleased to see that My Dolly Steffi had gained important personal insight and had realized the error of her ways! Dolly’s essay made clear that she had seen into her naughtiness and was determined to be a GOOD GIRL and rectify her bad behaviors.
This meant that there would be no more saying certain whiny things to Princess in an obvious ploy to elicit a specific response from Me, because that is a very bad way to communicate. I expect My piggybank devotees to speak clearly with appropriate deference and devotion, and not to exhibit passive aggressive behaviors, or attempts to manipulate My response. I simply won’t put up with that! My dolly also learned that there would be no more bombarding Me with messages and trying to waste My time when dolly had things she should be working on to benefit Me!
An excerpt from Dolly Steffi’s essay: ‘Dolly Steffi, A Glimmer of Self Reflection’
“I constantly barrage Princess with questions like: “Does Princess hate me?” “Am I a bad girl, Princess?” “Why can’t I do it Princess?” Today, she told me that I say these things to elicit certain responses from her.
This foulness pollutes my attempts to serve, because it’s not about serving, it’s about getting a fix, and that fix helped me feel better about myself. I send a tribute, Dolly feels like she is a good girl, and serving well; but it doesn’t last. Princess just wants me to become a good girl for her; feminine, honest, devoted and demure. Dolly can not succeed at what Princess is trying to get her to do until Dolly takes a long, hard look at herself in the mirror; admits what she has been doing, to herself and to Princess; and commits to correcting herself and her behavior.
Diamond Diva Princess, I apologize for bringing my toxicity into your hallowed diamond hall. You have only ever wanted to help me become girly, pretty, feminine, graceful, witty, cultured and charming. You want me to become a good girl. I am not one, but at least now I think that I can truly start to try.”
During this lesson My dolly spent a couple hundred dollars on Me while waiting for her first paycheck to hit her bank account. I informed dolly that she now works for ME! Omg dolly was so excited to have a new boss, THE BOSS PRINCESS! Which makes every day that dolly goes to work soooo special, since she works for ME now!
As soon as My Dolly Steffi received her very first paycheck from her new job, omg she just went totally nummy numb and forgot everything else, as she clicky clicked with total abandon! Like omg what a GOOD GIRL My dolly is becoming for Me! I was very pleased when dolly mindlessly spent all of her paycheck on Me, to the tune of $1500 spent all on Me within 24 hours! This brings My Dolly Steffi’s current GRAND TOTAL TALLY to $8,525!! Way to go, GOOD JOB DOLLY!
My Dolly Steffi is ever so eager for her next paycheck, gleefully awaiting this special biweekly holiday! Omg it is like a mini-Princessmas every two weeks for My Dolly Steffi, as she delightedly spends all her available funds on My pretty pink sparkly glamour!
Here is what My Dolly Steffi has to say about it:
“Princess told Dolly that she was a GOOD GIRL! That dolly works for HER! So each day dolly goes to work at her new job, it is PRINCESS that dolly is working for. This makes dolly’s day SO SPECIAL! Princess is my Boss Princess! Work and slave to scrimp and save. Toil and work for every dollar, bound in Princess’s mental collar. Her Luminescent Majesty wants dolly to go to work dressed as a dolly suited pretty pink professional. Dolly has a new boss, and it’s The Boss Princess, Queen of Paychecks!”
“Boss Princess gets another paycheck soon. PINS AND NEEDLES! spendy spend on GEMS AND GIFTS FOR PRINCESS!!! Boss Princess’s PAYDAY is a biweekly holiday for dolly! Every Boss Princess’s PAYDAY is like a MINI-PRINCESSMAS!!! Happiness is saying buhbye money buhbye, and giving gifts to Boss Princess.”
Like omg dolly Steffi, you KNOW you can’t resist! Bow before Me, the Goddess of Olympia, in total SUBLIMATION! Only this, Only Me, Only Now exists. Surrender to heavenly BLISS.
Update!! My DIAMOND LIGHT shining bright is a beacon that lights dolly steffi’s way through its darkest night.
Since last tally, in addition to My dolly spending all available funds from multiple of its paychecks on Me, Dolly Steffi also had a totally divine & inspired idea to take an early disbursement on its 401K to spend extra much on Me!! Omgsiesssssss what a Very Good thing to do! Omgsss YES, in short order, My ditzy dizzy dollykins spent $5630 DOLLARS on Me!! Like total wowsiesssss! This finds My dolly steffi crossing its very first MILESTONE, soaring past the 10K tally line spending OVER 14 THOUSAND DOLLARS on Me in Grand Total Tally!
That’s right, My DOLLY STEFFI is My newest $10,000 DOLLAR TROPHY PIGGYBANK!
Of course, My dolly steffi’s progress is not entirely free of snares. It seems that My dolly has much shadow work yet to do. As you may remember from the last update, My dolly is working hard to control its fits and fussies, and striving to learn how to be a well-behaved dolly for Me. But that is not to say that My dolly doesn’t keep stumbling over that pesky struggle between the ID and the EGO. We are all rooting for dolly steffi to overcome that grey ugly man stuff that tries to darken the path to ENLIGHTENMENT at DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS’s perfect feet. My DIAMOND LIGHT shining bright is a beacon that lights dolly steffi’s way through its darkest night.
you LIVE for the sparkle of My smile, for the glow of My Golden Diamond Light, which gleams immaculately, irresistibly burning bright, a beacon in the night!
Update!! My DOLLY STEFFI started a new job working for Me, The BOSS PRINCESS and spent dolly’s SIGNING BONUS all on Me and then some!
My dolly steffi just started a new job working for Me and received dolly’s first paycheck! Right away My dolly was binge spendy spending PAYCHECK on Me, shopping for Me via My Private & Exclusive Wishlist! The very first gifts My dolly selected included another new custom couture dress for Me, a reproduction of the adorable BOW dress worn by Marilyn Monroe, and a pair of totes adorbs Pinup heels with roses in the lucite heels and a bow on the toes!
My dolly could not resist shopping My couture dream closet for more gorgois (gorgwah!) gifts for Me which included a very rare bottle of Courtesan French perfume by WORTH Paris, sparkly earrings which are a reproduction of the gold & diamond earrings Marilyn Monroe was photographed wearing, and so especially exciting, My lucky dolly was allowed to purchase a gorgeous fur for Me, My dolly’s very first fur purchase for Princess! Omg this fur is soooo DIVINE. Luxurious velvety black lamb with CHINCHILLA fur collar & cuffs! Pictured here in the Fur Wing of My Walk-in Closet!
Then it was off to the races for My Dolly as dolly went GEM MINING for My Pretty Pink Gems, clicking BUY NOW one after the other, sending big fat tribbiesssss and squealing oink oink neighh PAY PAY PAY all the way! Like omgsiessss it is the super besty bestiessssss to spend ALL your fundsiesssss on MY funsiesssssss!
LEVEL UP! Dolly gets to go to work as Princess’s pink programmed dollykins complete with engineer barbie wardrobe!
What’s also so super exciting for Dolly Steffi is that dolly is working at this new job as a real-life Diamond Diva Princess pink programmed dollykins! Like My dolly can totes wear super pretty girl clothes to work with kitten heels and tres chic accessories. Like just imagine, My dolly is now electric engineer barbie! Dolly was allowed to shop for new accoutrements and outfits for this position as Princess’s engineer and also to offer all accessory choices before My JUDGEMENT THRONE eager for My approval of select additions for dolly’s work wardrobe. Like omg what a TOTALLY FUN girl glam party!
Not only that, but My dolly also piggybank pony giddy up and fetched hit after hit and giggly clicked tribute transfers to Princess as dolly’s second paycheck rolled in!
At one point I set My dolly straight on how work for Princess is not a fashion show, but that the most fashionable, most glamourous, most enviable event of the biweekly calendar is My dolly’s pay day, also known as Princess’s Paycheck Formal! That is the super special day of the biweekly timeframe, the day that My dolly puts on her Payday best and gets ALL dolled up to dance the tribute tango! Omg. So ecstatic was My dolly to imagine this Cotton Candy and Copious Cash Cotillion that one by one the Pretty Phrases to describe this biweekly Pay Day spectacular emerged and shimmered with lavish life!
My dolly steffi’s biweekly pay days are now gleefully christened by My Royal HRH decree:
- Princess’s Paycheck Formal!
- Princess’s Payday Party!
- Biweekly Boss Princess Beneficial Ball!
- The Princess Payday Premiere!
- The Give Gold Gala!
- The Pay Princess Prom!
- The Grand Wallet Opening!
- The Princess Diamond Jubilee!
- The Cotton Candy and Copious Cash Cotillion!
Omg so for sure! Isn’t that the absolute mosty most?! With jubilant jump for joy bliss My ditzy dizzy dollykins spent another $9,445 DOLLARS on Me since last update!!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! This update finds My dolly steffi crossing another MILESTONE, soaring past the 20K tally line spending a current Grand Total Tally of $23,600 on Me!
Omg yes, My DOLLY STEFFI is My newest 20 THOUSAND DOLLAR TROPHY PIGGYBANK!! What’s more, this update finds My Dolly Steffi winning the title of current BIG SPENDER of the moment! LIKE OMG what an accolade! WAY TO GO Dolly Steffi!
Omg Dolly Steffi like I KNOW you are so beyondest to receive your next Pretty Pink Paycheck to spend on Princess’s Precious GEMS and purchase a Pink Girl Magick HOT PINK RUBY RING for Princess! And don’t forget a special SHOP til you DROP sesh picking out pretty underthings & foundation garments for Princess’s approval perusal. Dollykins on PINSSSSSS and NEEDLESSSSS planning your pretty as a picture ensemble for the Pay Princess Prom, Princess’s Paycheck Formal, Pinky Promise Promenade Pavilion!