My piggybank devotee DRONE BIRI began his ardent quest of serving Me in chivalric devotion by dedicating himself with the utmost of respect and reverence to embracing his highest calling as paypig disciple to My Grace.
Clicking & paying to please Me, he zealously followed My Money Pet Protocol to the letter, ever mindful of not squandering his opportunity to make a good impression as My aspiring Money Pet.
After spending on Me with abandon, like a good money pet does, he thanked Me profusely for the opportunity to wor$hip Me, as he continued to write his testimonials for the world to behold:
“No one compares to Diamond Diva Princess. All goes away when in the presence of such a beautiful and devilishly smart princess. Everyone should serve her so she can live her life of luxury. She deserves it all. She deserves everything!”
After tributing and purchasing so many of My Pretty Pink Gems, I allowed him the distinct opportunity to speak with Me, as he paid through the nose with every minute that passed. Wisely choosing to express his humble devotion by exhibiting his naturally submissive demeanor of dedicated servitude to Me, he listened carefully to My every word, hanging upon My every golden syllable, and waited patiently for the chance to fanatically express his thanksgiving for the divine opportunity to praise My many Charms.
My alluringly stunning GOLDEN VOICE literally left him speechless as he couldn’t help but publicly proclaim:
“Her voice……..I’m speechless.”
Read for yourself what My DRONE BIRI has to say about My Pure Perfection:
“i am struck by your beauty and elegance and just sheer…Well amazingness (is that even a word? Forgive me I just don’t know how to express myself it literally hurts and you’re so smart i hope it doesn’t come across too tedious.)”
“Thank you for blessing me with your grace. You’re so talented, pretty and life changing your grace. Omg I can’t believe how good I feel. You truly are the besty best person to ever grace this earth. There’s no one like you.”
“I’m not worthy!! Please allow me to grovel in your majestic light!”
After spending many hours looping My gorgeous gems over and over for days and days, this email arrived in My inbox from him:
“Omg Princess you totally have the most gorgeous ever voice matched only by your beauty. One thing I’ve noticed is that I hear your voice all the time. At first I thought it was looping the way a song repeats in your head…but after a while I realized it was direct commands/triggers. New sentences uttered by The Great Diamond Diva Princess!!!! When I first noticed this I immediately listened to all your recordings to see if you told me this would happen…. it’s not a direct trigger I’m sure of that…I don’t think you explicitly say “you’ll hear my voice in your head 24/7″. Is it a background trigger somewhere? Ahh I never thought being driven to madness would be so much fun!”
Of course, there are many alluring subliminals layered in My Pretty Pink Gems. However, this response was so amusing to Me that I could not resist creating a very special SUPERLIMINAL mesmer trigger called *you hear MY VOICE in YOUR HEAD*, LOL. Omg you are SO addicted, My voice is in your head, and you can’t resist. you’ve never heard anything so GORGEOUS as the sound of My GOLDEN VOICE in your head.
What’s more, Drone Biri also revealed that he is a credit advisor, counseling people about their credit card debt and how to get their spending back under control, which is super funny considering he admitted that most of his credit card usage has been spent on ME! Lol LOVE it.
“I set up payment plans for people that have been a bit foolish on their credit cards ….whoopsy! Most of my credit card usage has been on you… thinking about it. I wish I had more money to send to you. I’ve started listening to your files on my breaks…..”
Oh Yes$$$$$$ Drone Biri now works for ME and he’s started listening to My files even on his breaks at work. Naturally, this is a Very Good Idea.
“Whenever i listen to your voice I go so dumb I love it. I don’t know how each word you say surprises my dumb dumb brain even after 5 hours of listening to the same file. I used to think it was some trick you used to do but I think it’s just what being majestic is. I’ve given up on plans or pretended to be sick so I could listen to your voice uninterrupted. Always the best choice to make.”
Over the Princessmas Season My DRONE BIRI showed up eager to celebrate My Princessmas, which is now his Holy Holiday! Clicking BUY NOW again & again for Me, caught up in the Spirit of Princessmas, which of course is ALL for ME and NONE for YOU, My drone biri spent over $2300 dollars on Me over the holiday festivities!
In fact, he was so eager to spend on Me that he even clicked BUY NOW twice in a row for My ALL I WANT for PRINCESSMAS alluringly greedy holiday magic mp3! Like omg he was that super eager to hear it, spending a total of $300 on this mp3 alone! How cute, Lol.
Once more, clicking BUY NOW for Me again he replied:
“I tried to resist when i realized I was on the floor on my knees.”
Bowed low at My feet, in servile dedication, he clicks & pays without question, to the tune of $8,605 DOLLARS already spent on Me! As My devotee of financial chivalry, My piggybank disciple declares:
“All Princess files are amazing. After 2 listens all doubts are gone, then you get scared her voice will end so you keep listening. Is she getting more dangerous or am i just past the point of no return?”
“She can rule the world, everyone would be happier in a daze, a love-struck daze.”
Omg DRONE BIRI you KNOW you can’t resist; you need to click BUY NOW again for Me! It feels sooo GOOD to serve your purpose and spend on ME! Listen to My GOLDEN VOICE every day and dedicate the year ahead to serving Me! $$$ Be the absolutest besty best PIGGYBANK DEVOTEE you can possibly be for Me!
Justify your existence, fulfill your highest calling!!
